35 Citrus Heights, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an easy going guy with a penchant for random facts. I'm a little bit of a geek. I love technology, science, and cheesy monster movies. I'm perfectly content sitting in and watching tv/movies, going for a bike ride, or sitting in a dive bar having a beer. It seems obligatory on here to mention a sarcastic sense of humor, but I'd classify mine as alternating between goofy and dry wit.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying it. I work for the State of California. Essentially I'm part of the system that keeps the freeloaders off unemployment and stops the bad employers from screwing honest people out of it. It's fulfilling, but I'd rather be a writer, comic artist, arcade owner, rodeo clown, ice cream taste tester etc. I'm also working on a plan to walk the Camino De Santiago soon.
I’m really good at
Ironic narcissism.
Being Awesome.
Random Facts.
Telling intentionally terrible jokes.
Drawing cartoons.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am friendly, and I'm not afraid to look stupid to make someone laugh. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Okay...this topic is too huge to get into. I love movies. As long as they don't insult my intelligence (or are candid about doing so) then I generally like them. Some favorites are American Beauty, O Brother Where Art Thou, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, Shawshank Redemption, Casa Blanca, You Can't Take it With You, The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly..and I'm gonna stop there. I love Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Downton Abbey, Dr Who, The It Crowd, and Mystery Science Theater 3000. Books are amazing. I love fantasy novels and scifi. It's fun to take a break from the real world, but I like a lot of non-fiction as well. I love all kinds of music. I can get into hip hop, indie rock and dance, metal, classical, blues....I'll just list some: They Might Be Giants, Jonathan Coulton, Passion Pit, NOFX, Brother Ali, NWA, The Aquabats, Phoenix, Mike Snow, The Black Keys, Dan Auerbach, Radicalface, Born Gold, Bishop Allen, The Shins, Relic 45, The Threeway, Foster the People...I'm constantly on the lookout for new music.
The six things I could never do without
Friends, Art, Music, Stories, The Internet ( because it gives me access to the previous), sunshine in the morning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make the most of the time I have. What places I want to travel to, what things I want to accomplish, and how do they get the fruit to float in the middle of Jell-o.
On a typical Friday night I am
There are no typical Friday nights. It's a roll of the dice. I could be out at a show, playing video games, grabbing drinks with some friends, or at home watching movies. I like variety.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am willing to admit to just about anything. Not being open about yourself is counterproductive.
You should message me if
You feel like it.