24 Vilnius, Lithuania
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My self-summary
Was brought into this world by Tyrannosaurus Rex instead of a stork. Grew up in the land of Far Far Away, then moved to the land of Not So Very Far Far Away, then some magic winds brought me to the land of Even Further Away and now I'm back. Just go with it...
What I’m doing with my life
Drinking tequila, lowering standards and losing dignity.
I’m really good at
Confusing people and getting confused.
Poker face.
Accidental poetry.
Making people think that I'm really cool.
The first things people usually notice about me
My rainbow aura which glows in the dark.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Haruki Murakami or anything with a twisted ending.
A mash-up of romance, mystery, comedy and horror.
Grey's Anatomy and other clever things.
Sick beats. From cookware and kitchen utensils percussion to hypnotising tones of trees, bees and carbon dioxide emission.
Pickles with chocolate and sushi with cake.
The six things I could never do without
Twisted mind
Dramatic music
Conversations with myself
Inanimate objects to blame for all my problems
Something sparkly
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do if I was a bat.
How I would describe the colour blue to a blind person from birth.
How people know that they know what they know and if they actually know it at all.
What people think about when they think that they're not thinking about anything.
About aye-aye and his epic middle finger.
That I was the winning sperm. Always makes me feel better about myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
You should message me if
The sane bone is missing in your body.
You make really good coffee.
You won't attempt to talk about cats. Don't get me wrong, I love cats. But I prefer talking to them, not about them.