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My self-summary
Newsflash: I finally have my Internet Marketing Master's Degree!

Related Newsflash: I'm a Digital Marketing Assistant for a law firm.

I enjoy intelligent conversation and intelligent people, so long as they also have a good sense of humor to keep things entertaining.

I love movies, music of *almost* any kind, and Netflix. I love geeky things like AoT, Fallout, and the Dark Tower series.

I'm a total trivia geek and love going to trivia nights. I love to read, and once I finish one book, I immediately start another. Freakenomics is amazing. I am in a love/hate relationship with the English language, and I enjoy crosswords and logic puzzles. A large vocabulary is a definite turn-on for me.

I want to meet someone who can spend an afternoon in a book store or art gallery just because they want to.

I am funny, smart, quick-witted.
What I’m doing with my life
Work! I just got a new job. And I'm learning Spanish again for the third time.
I’m really good at
Witty banter.

Snappy comebacks.

Playing pool.


Reading people.

Weaving old TV theme songs seamlessly into conversations.
The first things people usually notice about me
If my hair is longer, it's that I have Superman hair. When I wear glasses I have the whole Clark Kent thing going. Not like I try, it's just how my hair grows.

And I am repeatedly told by strangers that I look like Leonard from The Big Bang Theory. :/
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Gunslinger/Dark Tower series, America (The Book), Stiff, the novels of Chuck Palahniuk, the Harry Potter series, Freakenomics

The Orphanage; Iron Man; the original Star Wars trilogy; the Back To The Future trilogy; Ghostbusters 1 & 2; Training Day; Waking Life; Goodfellas; Dawn Of The Dead (both versions); Edward Scissorhands; The Nightmare Before Christmas; Clerks; The Departed

Interpol, Thievery Corporation, Ben Folds Five, The Beatles, Radiohead, Portishead, Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, Tori Amos, Frank Sinatra, etc.

Vegetarian and junk food. Gotta have my junk food.

Daredevil (Netflix verison), Gotham, The Flash, Better Call Saul, The Big Bang Theory, Firefly, Family Guy, American Horror Story, MST3K
Six things I could never do without
A Pen






Not in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...how to stay up-to-date with current events without getting horribly depressed.
On a typical Friday night I am
...happy to have two days off!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My dream is to be a Jeopardy champion.
You should message me if
...you're looking to spend time with someone who couldn't care less about what happened to the Kardashians today.

...you can make a seamless transition from discussing religious history to quoting "Spaceballs."

...you like what you've read so far!

...you have any questions. Go ahead and ask!
The two of us