My turn on/off mechanism is set to auto pilot; I can become disenchanted by a woman with Aphasia. I would like to meet Someone who is open to experiencing the dynamic of two people engaged in exploring the possibilities between each other.
instigating romance, and not taking myself too serious on weekends.
Occasionally submitting to wicked voices lurking within my subconscious.
Pretending I don't see certain people;
abruptly changing 🏃🔥direction when I c friends who always want to borrow money.
Spotting bull shit through the corner of my eyes with the FOH expression on my face. 😒 😏
Suddenly appearing in peoples'selfies like Hey😃)
👿Intentionally giving wrong direction (sure, drive 2 miles straight ahead. You will run right into it).yes I know I am wrong😢 but...
First 🙋to drop dime. Officer he 👉👳 did it.
First to leave you behind and run for it, i mean run for help since I am faster and braver. 💪I will be right back i promise😉 keep your phone on.
98% of the medical text I gather over the last 15 yrs.
woman with wide hips
My right hand😊
Woman with wide hips
Continuity of happy thoughts
Possibility of becoming a husband/ father
That beautiful young lady that farted at the table on our dinner date and try to cover it up by coughing 1/2 sec later. 😒 ( I kept making accusitory eye contact but her poker face was fearce) 😌
That dark Skin female with the wig and blue contacts that try to convince me she is not black..😒
That bipolar - genocidal feeling that overcomes me everytime I flush the condom. Starts of as😰😭😭 followed yea😄😄🎉🎉🔔🎉
If I am temporary single, I may enchant somebody's daughter 👉her🍸💏🍺me 👈crash private parties, and befriend total strangers or stay local helping the homeless or
Riding my motorcycle-over the Manhattan bridge feeling like a Super Hero.
Then back to work another 65hr before repeating the above
Born with a vagina,👈😒( deal breaker)
If Nigga is "NOT" the prominent noun in your vocabulary arcenal.
Not allergic to latex, (not applicable to Oprah)
Don't have any masculine features,👆 but can pull me out of a burning building😂