37Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
While I remain partial to a cultured woman bearing wide hips, full lips and French types manicures. I no longer sacrifice the moral qualities for physical attributes. Some exceptions are unavoidable.

My turn on/off mechanism is set to auto pilot; I can become disenchanted by a woman with Aphasia. I would like to meet Someone who is open to experiencing the dynamic of two people engaged in exploring the possibilities between each other.
What I’m doing with my life
Being A Super hero while...
instigating romance, and not taking myself too serious on weekends.
Occasionally submitting to wicked voices lurking within my subconscious.
I’m really good at
Being corny, silly, a jerk, vindictive, and nice depending on my mood.

Pretending I don't see certain people;
abruptly changing 🏃🔥direction when I c friends who always want to borrow money.

Spotting bull shit through the corner of my eyes with the FOH expression on my face. 😒 😏

Suddenly appearing in peoples'selfies like Hey😃)

👿Intentionally giving wrong direction (sure, drive 2 miles straight ahead. You will run right into it).yes I know I am wrong😢 but...

First 🙋to drop dime. Officer he 👉👳 did it.

First to leave you behind and run for it, i mean run for help since I am faster and braver. 💪I will be right back i promise😉 keep your phone on.
The first things people usually notice about me
👀My Halo, 👀my wings and 👀my over sized Magic Stick😲 Tools of a wizard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
48 laws of power, Art of seduction.
98% of the medical text I gather over the last 15 yrs.
Six things I could never do without
Woman with Africoid features ( mix is ok)
woman with wide hips
My right hand😊
Woman with wide hips
Continuity of happy thoughts
Possibility of becoming a husband/ father
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That laxative I took & got lock out my house.

That beautiful young lady that farted at the table on our dinner date and try to cover it up by coughing 1/2 sec later. 😒 ( I kept making accusitory eye contact but her poker face was fearce) 😌

That dark Skin female with the wig and blue contacts that try to convince me she is not black..😒

That bipolar - genocidal feeling that overcomes me everytime I flush the condom. Starts of as😰😭😭 followed yea😄😄🎉🎉🔔🎉
On a typical Friday night I am
I am nomadic on weekends 🚕 at the airport with no destination in mind and just ✈go city hopping-solo.
If I am temporary single, I may enchant somebody's daughter 👉her🍸💏🍺me 👈crash private parties, and befriend total strangers or stay local helping the homeless or
Riding my motorcycle-over the Manhattan bridge feeling like a Super Hero.
Then back to work another 65hr before repeating the above
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am well versed in The Hedonic Calculus.
You should message me if
you are Oprah.

Born with a vagina,👈😒( deal breaker)

If Nigga is "NOT" the prominent noun in your vocabulary arcenal.

Not allergic to latex, (not applicable to Oprah)

Don't have any masculine features,👆 but can pull me out of a burning building😂
The two of us