33Miami, United States
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My self-summary
Ok, this is going to be pretty short, I really don't have the attention span for it plus they tend to get pretty generic. First off, I know the name isn't that creative, but hey, they can't all be winners. Anyway, on to the boring stuff, lol. I'm pretty laid back, very spontaneous, extremely active with work, hobbies and friends, and have a very sarcastic sense of humor...... and my grammer kinda sucks, lol. In my spare time I'm usually hanging out/training with friends, reading, watching movies and/or daydreaming. Kinda over the party scene in general but good company can always get me out. I'm a huge fan of live comedy and music, sports (basketball, futbol, MMA, and gymnastics mostly), and anything art (big art nerd) ........... Ok, I'm sure we're both bored now, plus if I give up anymore there would be anything left to talk about.
What I’m doing with my life
Well, when i'm not breeding and training unicorns, making sense out of a lot of numbers
I’m really good at
Hmm.....anything physical or math related, having fun at the DMV, and antagonizing small children. Oh, and not directly answering questions
The first things people usually notice about me
That I laugh a lot, my tattoos and my occasional lack of a neck
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: mostly classics (e.g. brothers karamazov, count of monte cristo, clockwork orange, any Joyce or Thompson). Almost any Comic books/Graphic Novel/Manga (I probably read more of them than a grown man should, and by the way, not a weeboo)

TV: Ok here's a few (too many to type) Louie, Legit, Battlestar, Firefly, Supernatural, Todd Margaret, Vice, Game of Thrones, House of Cards

Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Eternal Sunshine, Black Dynamite, Requiem, Black Mirror, Big Lebowski, Rocknrolla, Get Shorty, Blazing Saddles, The Last Dragon, Planes Trains And Autos ...... You get the idea
Six things I could never do without
My phone, A good pair of sneakers, daydreaming, my brothers, cartoons of any stripe and cinnamon toast crunch ..... and my yellow crotch rocket
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why hotdogs come in packs of 8 and hotdog buns come in packs of 10

My remake of Flash Gordan starring Tim Tebow

Porn paradies for 80 movies (e.g. The Karate Kid)

Better ways to text and drive/ride

How to better communicate sarcastic humor in writing
On a typical Friday night I am
Haha, there's no such thing, but probably either entertaining a dive bar, terrorizing a heavy bag, reading a book that I have to look up every fifth word or crossing something of my list of crazy things to do in Miami
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It took me more than two hours to write all this shit (an hour of which what spellchecking)

I think I look really weird in standard face pictures, well most pictures. Mostly because I usually look like I'm either about to pass out or rob a liquor store

I have an acute weakness for cute animal photos
You should message me if
If your first name has an odd number of letters

If you prefer conversations about ideas over ones about people

If you have a genuine curiosity about life

If you agree that salsa and/or guacamole makes most food taste better

If the coin landed on tales
The two of us