Here's what I wrote about myself a year or so ago:
I'm pretty easy to get along with and down for whatever. I've played music in almost every US State on tour but i haven't left North America in a while and I'd like to get out and see the world very soon. It would be nice to do that as part of a couple, but I'll go alone if you can't make the trip.
I walk, run, bike, or drive my car around the city even if it takes a little longer than the subway. I'm a fan of fresh air.
There was nothing particularly funny in my self-summary, but girl, i'm a fucking riot!
TV: South Park, Dexter, Seinfeld, Curb, Sopranos, The Office (US&UK), Daily Show, Louie, Broad City, Inside Amy Schumer, Orange.
Guns N Roses, NOFX, Ani Difranco have held on as my 3 favorites but I have many other artists I like in ska, punk, reggae, hardcore, bluegrass, hip-hop, pop, classic rock ... my life is very centered around music because it's what i do for fun and for work. I love it all and I can find something good about any artist.
books: auto-biographies, mainly Slash and Duff's
eating: Sushi, pasta, steak w/ A1 (it's that important). Vegan cuisine, pan-asian, indian, mexican. I hate onions. I LOVE TO COOK!
you are not already "seeing" someone else. you don't mind hearing many many jokes, and if YOU can make ME laugh, I'm yours.