I am funny, intelligent, and witty.
Music: I like most stuff as long as it isn't country (yes, I realize the irony). From Big Band to N.W.A., there's something in there I like. Except Bob Marley.
Movies: I dabble in filmmaking occasionally, so I enjoy most films. I'm a sucker for horror movies, especially so-bad-their-good ones. I love anything Tarantino. Kubrick is god. Pulp Fiction, Dr. Strangelove, The Godfather, The Bourne Trilogy++
TV: The Wire is the single greatest piece of television ever created. Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, Mad Men, Twin Peaks, Firefly, Arrested Development
2. My laptop
3. Calculators (I can't math)
4. Friends and Family (told you I couldn't math)
5. A good book