34Bethesda, United States
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My self-summary
I'm originally from the Boston area, but have been in DC for the past 13 years, which naturally means I should have a DC bar mitzvah.

Interesting, yet possibly stupid facts about me:
- I swallowed a quarter while jumping off a couch when I was in third grade and later told everyone I was worth 25 cents.
- I have a signed photo from Punky Brewster addressed to me hanging in my apartment. My dog is also named Punky. This is not a coincidence.
- I used to play the trombone and was pretty good at it, but switched to saxophone because I thought girls would like it better. I was in fifth grade and ended up sucking at playing it.
- I dressed as a roll of toilet paper for Halloween two years in a row. Version 2.0 was much improved over the first.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently working as a Proposal Manager for a DC area Federal contractor.

When I'm not being the coolest Proposal Manager around, I like to go hiking or biking around the area. I generally try to be as active as possible. I'm also attempting to become a better photographer. I'm big on trying new beers. Some would call me a beer snob, to which I would reply "meh, probably."

I also enjoy cooking and like to experiment with new recipes I have found or have convinced my mom to give me.
I’m really good at
Making guacamole

Random and useless trivia

Making strange, yet interesting profiles
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am still attempting to gather enough people to spend a rainy day watching back-to-back-to-back trilogies - Back to the Future, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Alien (skipping Alien 3). Enough said.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why my dog's hair can be found in a box of crayons sitting on top of a desk. How does the hair even get there?? Also, what kind of 33-year-old guy has crayons??
On a typical Friday night I am
Is it still called Netflix and chill if it actually consists of watching Netflix while my dog drools all over her bed and barks in her sleep?

That, or going out somewhere. Who knows.
You should message me if
You want to hear a wild and crazy story about my nana.
The two of us