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My self-summary
My name is John, and I'm just gonna type up a simple honest profile and see what happens. If you're reading this, wish me luck.

I've been in Georgia for several years now. I was recently in college down in Savannah where I received my bachelor's degree in Dramatic Writing. I love writing scripts and making people laugh through stories, so I hope to be able to do something like that. I'm currently working to save up money towards a better life. I have a successful webcomic I've been drawing for over six years, and I recently launched a YouTube channel where I talk about video games.

I'm a pretty laid back guy, I'm usually content to just chill out and watch a movie or play some video games, but I'm also usually up for anything like shopping or mini-golfing (or less terrible examples) I do like to go to the occasional baseball game, or play some tabletop games like King of Tokyo or Betrayal at House on the Hill. I love to cook, so hanging out with me is a good way to get yourself a free homecooked meal.

Overall I'm fairly nerdy, with most of my nerd flags flying towards Kaiju films, Pokemon, and the Shin Megami Tensei video game franchise, but I do keep that in check if the company doesn't seem interested (though I do love showing off Kaiju flicks to people who haven't seen them)

Like I said, I'm a pretty simple guy. I try to be friendly and upbeat. I don't come with a lot of drama. I'd rather hang out with a couple of good friends than go partying on a Friday night.

Anything else you want to know about, feel free to ask. I'm an open book and have no reason to lie.
What I’m doing with my life
Now that I've graduated, I'm just working to save up money and try to start a career in my field. I spend a lot of time working on my webcomic or videos for my YouTube channel.

My goal in the future is to keep working on my passion projects, but I would also love to write for TV.
I’m really good at
Cooking, various trivia, making people laugh, cheering people up, dorky comments, horribly hilarious puns, and hugs. I've got references.
The first things people usually notice about me
My glorious bronze beard that glows in the sunlight...or the giant black glasses. Both kinda stick out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: I love Kaiju films, with the 90's Gamera trilogy being some of my all time favorites. I love everything from Pixar and the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Books: Pretty much anything from Jeremy Robinson (the Nemesis Saga, Kronos, Raising the Past, SecondWorld, I Am Cowboy, etc. etc.) Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, Pest Control, and I love classic murder mysteries ranging from Conan Doyle, to Christie, and more.

Foods: I will eat almost anything with chicken in it. I used to think Sandwiches, and I LOVE curry, but even with both of those things, chicken all the way.

Shows: Community, Futurama, Parks and Rec, The Simpsons, The Critic, Food Network (pretty much in general) Rick and Morty, The Venture Brothers, The Marvel Cinematic Netflix Shows, Archer, the list goes on and on, I really love TV. That's why I majored in writing for it.

Music: Miracle of Sound, Voltaire, Barenaked Ladies, Lady Gaga, Queen, Starbomb, Ninja Sex Party, and lots lots more that I won't type out, but may come up in conversation.

Video Games: Legend of Mana, Pokemon, MegaTen, and Ace Attorney, Kirby, Squids, Saints Row, Paper Mario (the earlier ones) Harvest Moon, etc. etc. I like a lot of video games. It's not hard to make conversation with someone who plays video games.
Six things I could never do without
My Family
My Doodles
Well written TV
The Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's the best way to spend my time...rather than actually DOING the things that would be the best way to spend my time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unfortunately I tend to work early on Saturday mornings, so I spend most Friday nights sleeping, but when I'm not sleeping I'm usually just watching YouTube/Netflix and playing video games. Just relaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never seen Die Hard.
You should message me if
You're looking for someone friendly, calm, cool, and simple to just try and share your interests and your life a little bit. Even if we don't end up dating, it's always nice to make friends so feel free to send me a message sometime.
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