45Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Wow, my profile is exactly like everyone else. Apparently EVERYONE loves to be adventurous, drink great wine in dressy restaurants, yet feel comfortable in a dive bar. They love to cook, travel, and laugh. Don't forget their sense of humor. Why should you be interested in me as opposed to the guy above me on your search? (By the way, I think he's trying too hard in that picture.) The answer: If I was on a sports team, it would be Team Awesome(pro). If I was in a biker gang, it would be called The Lords of Leisure (our motto would be "JIVE PROOF") Here are some fun facts that set me apart: I've been hit by lightning. No, I don't now have super powers because of it. I was born with the ability of flight. Six years ago I had the world premiere of an opera that I wrote the libretto for, yet would rather listen to The Buzzcocks (that's not what I do for a living. I just did it to see if I could). I autocross car race in the summer (look it up), went to France for the 24 Heures du Mans, yet I HATE Nascar. I would rather bob for chicken wings in a deep fryer than watch sports on TV, but I'm not opposed to going to a baseball game on a beautiful summer day with a bunch of friends. I know who owns the fish in Einstein's riddle. I love the craptacularness of Coney Island AND the Frick is my favorite museum. I love what I do for a living and it affords me lots of free time. I volunteer for various charities. I have been self banned from Strand (crack addicts shouldn't go to a crack house). I'm not 5'11"; which seems to be the cut off height for most women. Think of me as travel sized. You can take me anywhere.
What kind of a woman am I looking for? Funny you should ask.
She should love to travel, enjoy great wines in dressy restaurants, yet feel comfortable drinking beer in a dive bar. Loves to laugh and a sense of humor is a plus...
What I’m doing with my life
I own my own business. That doesn't suck. I'm now opening my second business.
I’m really good at
coming up with witty things to finish this sentence...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Speed Secrets: Winning Autocross techniques, The intelligent Universe, Belle out of Order are what I'm reading right now.
Shows: Daily Show, Cobert I don't really watch TV; but not in the "I don't even own a TV" pompousness, I just would rather be out and about.
Movies: a balance of highbrow and lowbrow.
Music: Most anything. If Lemmy and God were in a fight, who would win?
Six things I could never do without
My dog
My friends
I can cut it down to four.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what to write here...
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing atypical things that usually involves laughing out loud with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've only once made a perfect omelet.
You should message me if
You are looking for a relationship, not just casual dating
You do not look down on sarcasm.
The idea of having kids doesn't freak you out.
You are not an ax-murderer.
The two of us