42St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
Wow. Here's the part where I'm supposed to convince you I'm so very different and special, not like those other d-bags you just looked at 2 minutes ago. Different, yes. Special, not in the way you're thinking - and that kind of humor isn't even appropriate. Go watch Tosh.0. (which, by the way, is fucking hilarious. Can I swear on this thing? Fuck yeah!)
Ok, nothing else to see here. Move along.
What I’m doing with my life
Hoping I'm leading an amazing example for nieces. Always there for my friends and family. Working. Drawing. Working on my graphic novel
I’m really good at
Being funny and if you're a friend and in a jam I'm the one to call. I'm a good listener. My family and my friends are the most important things in life. Oh, and back rubs. Magic fingers.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoos or piercings. My ties. My 20+ year old Doc Martens
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Empire Strikes Back, Exorcist III, Ninja Scroll, Chasing Amy, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Lego Movie, True Romance, Falling Down, Memento, The Fisher King, Waking Life, Shackle Me Not

Music: Depeche Mode, Skinny Puppy, Haujobb, Frank Sinatra, Johnny Cash, Melody Gardot, Vince Guaraldi

Food: St. Louis Italian, tacos, crack tots at Blood & Sand
Six things I could never do without
1. oxygen
2. my bed (I'm kinda' lazy)
3. alarm clock
4. My highly collectible Sqidbillies Early action figure (I suggest you buy 2)
5. My Sony Discman (screw you, iPod!)
6. iPod
7. whiskey

Ha! Take that. I told you seven.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Shit, did I leave the oven on?" and chimichangas, but not the unicorn in chaps
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday? Friday sucks. I like to go out on Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ron Jeremy and I are on a first name basis. I still believe in The Great Pumpkin. The volume knob on my stereo has to be on an even number. I bring my keys with me to take out the trash in case the ghost(s) decide to lock me out. I buy my underwear based on what I would look like if I get caught in them. Shit, was I only supposed to say just one?
You should message me if
um, you want to. Or if family and friends are at the top of your list in your life. You think Boba Fett tattoos are cool. Or if you just want to experience what dating awesome is like. Word.
The two of us