JKittychaos
39San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
*Note - I recently broke my foot and took a break from this popsicle stand. I'm still down to meet new friends, but taking everything super slow for a few months.
Word.

Lots of travels. Music in my bones. Artist / Maker.

Goddess of chaos. Joyful noise. Pirate mermaid. Benignly Unhinged. Southern Hospitality. Backstage Pass. Companion Animal. Nice person. Kinky Kitty. Captain of Candyland.

Right now I'm ok with emotionally mature open relationships. I like the idea of a monogam-ish relationship, but no hurries. Clear communication skills are sexy as hell.

Smart mouthed cynicism, starry-eyed romance, and something entirely else...

Myers-Briggs: FART.... Oops, I mean INFJ

Authentic as fuck. Attracted to people who tell and live their truth. Be real or be gone.

I live in the city but I still cross the bridge.

Loves: My cat, burritos, reading books, my awesome friends, camping and hiking, sunsets, snuggling, dinner parties, art, swedish fish.**
**Seriously, I'm probably more thrilled by swedish fish than any person ever.
What I’m doing with my life
Wanderlust
Freelancing
Walking City Dogs
Chasing Dreams
Touring the hell all over the place with a punk marching band
"Hanging In There" like a proper poster kitty
I’m really good at
Sitting in a giant pearly clam shell waving my mermaid tail and playing flute on a floating bar in an exotic bedazzled pool area with a bubble machine and some sparkle lasers.
(Yes, I have seriously done this before.)
The first things people usually notice about me
Glasses, Tattoos, Tall Boots
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Is it....
bizarre, irreverent, sarcastic, punk as fuck, romantic, darkly comedic, informative, dreamy, awe-inspiring, innovative, classical, erotic, fun or intense as hell? Then i probably like it. But since all of these things are "beauty in the eye of the beholder".....let's just have long interesting talks about what it all means instead.

HONKFest / street party bands, New Orleans party brass

Rockabilly, gypsy punk, garage rock, classical, vintage country, sassy girl bands, Dance party booty bass...Playlists for everything ever. Record collection for days. Music is a huge part of my life and times.

I read A LOT...I like books. Actual books with paper pages. I have a strange habit of rubbing my fingers on the edge of the page subconsciously when I'm really deep into whatever thing I'm reading...People who notice find it either endearing or annoying.

Bookshelf view on relationships -
"Sex After Dawn"
"Ethical Slut"
Whatever the hell Dan Savage just said
"A Natural History of Love" - Diane Ackerman

"M Train" by Patti Smith
Comic books
"Places" by Colette
How-To / DIY manifestos
"The Final Confession of Mabel Stark" by Robert Hough
photocopied zines from a long time ago

"If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em." -John Waters
(I like the movies of John Waters, he is doing it right.)

Food.....Hmmmm reading at the bar and forgot what I ordered - surprise!....
Cave person cuisine. Piles of nuts and berries. Mimosas. Cheeseburgers. Chicken casseroles. Sushi. Lollipops. Beer.
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Six things I could never do without
1. Art
2. Glasses
3. Books
4. Excellent people
5. Music
6. CATS
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Making a positive difference in this world while also being totally badass.

Nature / protecting the earth / tree huggery

OhMyGodDatingIsSoWeird.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being typical.
reading books, performing with a circus band, having tea, watching live music, building art, snuggling my kitty...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Private?! I just answered a ton of random questions about blow jobs, politics, dietary preferences, virginity losing, drugs, my pets sleeping on the bed, and what I like on my pizza…
I also told you about my swedish fish thing. That's all you get for now.
You should message me if
You feel like it. Or you feel mutually interested in petting cats

You know a really great joke. Most of the ones I know come from Laffy Taffy.

You want to hang out and do something low key but interesting - museums, walks in the park, coffee.

You don't care whether I go to Burning Man or not. Or you're interested in going to Burning Man with me. Either way.

You "like" me. I'm pretty like-able. If you gave me a gold star or whatever.

I don't pay for the OKC channel - I mean, who does that?! Do you get more dates faster? Hotter sexier people? A VIP backstage pass to meet the drummer? Message me and fill me in on that....
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