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My self-summary
Sarcastic to my last breath, I enjoy traveling, staying fit, good food, good wine, and conversing with fine folk. This is my first venture into the world of online dating, so let's see what happens!
What I’m doing with my life
Living it to the fullest, working hard and playing harder.

Thinking of new clichés to top those.
I’m really good at
Cooking, giving massages, smoking meth, wine pairings, making people laugh until their faces hurt.
The first things people usually notice about me
My charisma and broad shoulders.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many to list!

Books - Everything from Chuck Palahniuk to Tom Robbins to Tolkien. Oh and Malcolm Gladwell is fascinating. I also just recently finished A Song of Ice and Fire....good stuff.

Movies - Anything Tarantino, Judd Apatow, Coen brothers, umm Shawshank, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, American History X, Garden State, Sideways, A Clockwork Orange etc.

Shows - Californication, Game of Thrones, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Always Sunny, Portlandia, Eastbound and Down, South Park, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, Flight of the Conchords.

Music - Everything except Country and Death Metal. Seriously.

Food - I love spicy food, so Thai and Mexican are favorites. Lebanese, Italian, Spanish, Sushi....I'm a pretty adventurous eater and if it's tasty I'm down.
Six things I could never do without
My friends, my family, music, avocados, green tea, Ke$ha.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Like seriously how do you quantify that? Do you consider the size of a subject's tongue, the temperature in the room? These are the questions that keep me up late at night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends for dinner at a new restaurant we want to try, and then drinking/conversing the night away in a fine establishment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I beatbox in the shower.
You should message me if
You're intelligent, spontaneous, and sarcastic enough to keep up with me.

You understand that this profile is intentionally a bit vague and there's more to me than meets the eye...
The two of us