29New Orleans, United States
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My self-summary
"Pleasant young man with excellent table manners" - Dave's grandma

"Definitely not a serial killer. Good in bed, still call him sometimes when I'm drunk but he may have blocked me" -college ex-girlfriend
What I’m doing with my life
Living it to the fullest, working hard and playing harder.

Thinking of new clichés to top those.
I’m really good at
Cooking, giving massages, smoking meth, wine pairings, making people laugh until their faces hurt.
The first things people usually notice about me
My charisma and broad shoulders.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Irvine Welsh, Hunter S Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, Malcom Gladwell, George RR Martin.

Movies - Anything Tarantino, Judd Apatow, Coen brothers, Shawshank, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, American History X, Garden State, Sideways, A Clockwork Orange, Wes Anderson movies.

Shows - Californication, Game of Thrones, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Always Sunny, Portlandia, Eastbound and Down, South Park, Anthony Bourdain, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, Flight of the Conchords, Bojack Horseman.

Music - Everything except Country and Death Metal. Seriously.

Food - I love spicy food, so Thai and Mexican are favorites. Lebanese, Italian, Spanish, Sushi....I'm a pretty adventurous eater and if it's tasty I'm down.
Six things I could never do without
My friends, my family, music, avocados, green tea, Ke$ha.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Does my butt look big in these pants or is it always like this?
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends for dinner at a new restaurant we want to try, and then drinking/conversing the night away in a fine establishment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I beatbox in the shower.
You should message me if
You're intelligent, spontaneous, and sarcastic enough to keep up with me.

You understand that this profile is intentionally a bit vague and there's more to me than meets the eye...
The two of us