JKnowlton
28 Ann Arbor, United States
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My self-summary
If you voted for trump, go fuck yourself. He's the worst human being this country has produced in decades. I do not respect you, and I will not tolerate you.

I haven't update this in awhile, so while a lot hasn't changed for obvious reasons, there's quite a bit that has. Maybe I'll get around to changing them. No promises.

I have lived all over the world, including the mid-west, New Zealand, and several places in East Asia, and all before I turned 16. That, and being born in Singapore, has given me the unusual position of not being from anywhere. A side effect of it all is not really knowing or caring what my ethnicity is.

I'm currently living with my family in Ann Arbor. As they only moved here a couple years ago, I have very few friends. Needless to say, I'd like more.

A good story that shows the kind of competitor I am: growing up my brother (three years junior) and I played hockey (I still play, but I used to too). I noticed my dad would motivate my brother to score goals/points by rewarding him with m&ms, and later dollar bills. I asked him why he never did that with me. His answer was simple, I didn't question it, and never brought it up again. He didn't need to. I never needed extra motivation. He did occasionally get mad at me for not trying hard enough though. I still call bullshit on that.

Also, people seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

So according to OkCupid, I'm in the top half of the sites most attractive users. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

To be clear, while I come across rather strongly about my beliefs, or lack thereof, I do not care if you are religious. It's never a subject I bring up myself, though when someone does I don't hide what I believe, so as long as you don't try to convert me, it's not an issue.

This was a surprisingly interesting read about message sending habits of men and women on here: https://www.okcupid.com/deep-end/a-womans-advantage. I had always thought women didn't send more messages because they got a ton. Apparently not so. To round it up, women should send more messages because you'll talk to more attractive men. I really should've realized this, what with the graph theory behind it.
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated in May, 2013 from the U of Arizona with a degree in Math, with a minor in computer science. I'm now working in the parts department of a dealership as well as renting out an apartment with Airbnb. I am still searching for a job as an actuary, after having passed two of the exams for it.

Drinking Santana champ cause it's so crisp.

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
And amphetamines.
I’m really good at
Pretty much all sports haha. Mostly a hockey player and golfer. Play pick up basketball.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard. My devilishly good looks too of course.
I'm guessing this is why people think I'm arrogant. People can't take a joke :P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
the bourne movies, miracle (about the 1980 olympic hockey team), into classic rock mostly, the beatles, rolling stones, the boss, aerosmith, and the like, but im not really into music. my brothers are the musicians in the family, while im the athlete. any type of meat really lol. love bbq, japanese, and korean
The six things I could never do without
Hockey/sports
Video games
Food
Sex
Math
Euphemisms

If you list god here, I've got some bad news for you...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How perfect is the enemy of good.

Are we not doing “phrasing” anymore? Which, whatever, that’s fine, but if we’re doing something new and no one told me, THAT I’d have a problem with!

I used to over analyze events that I wish had gone differently, regrets really, whether they involved friends, girls, or sports, it was hard for me to move on. I imagined ways they could've gone differently. Now I only do that with sports. Improvement right?

How disappointing when someone you sent what you thought was an interesting message, views your profile but doesn't reply. I understand, with all the messages you girls get on here why you would skip past the short boring ones, but I can't blame guys for not wanting to take the time to send a personal message they don't think would get a reply.

I'd also be lying if I didn't say I think about sex a lot too. I'm only a guy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating Robin's minstrels. There is much rejoicing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I dislike the red wings more than all other teams in professional sports.

Don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give you the answer that you want me to.
You should message me if
You like what you see, find me interesting, you're not looking for anything serious, or if you're submissive and would like to discuss certain aspects of it.

If you have a mind like a diamond. If you know what's best. If you have shoes that cut, and eyes that burn like cigarettes. Or a short skirt and a long jacket.

Or if you just want to. I pretty much answer every message I get. PLEASE say more than just 'hi' though. It's embarrassing. What's even more embarrassing is how often this still happens. If your message is only a few words long, I will ridicule you and point out this section.

If you have more than a couple pictures and not one shows yourself below your chest, I'm going to take it as you're hiding something and it's going to turn me off unfortunately.

The number of people who make the your/you're mistake in this section is ridiculously high. It's not that difficult.
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