24 Bellingham, United States
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My self-summary
I'm almost always honest, which can be a good thing and a bad thing. I'm always upfront about myself, which I think is a good thing. But I can also be pretty blunt. If I think my friends are fucking up, I'm gonna tell em. When they're being rad, I'm gonna tell em about that, too.

I think I'm pretty funny. None of my friends really believe me, but I assure you, I'm hysterical. My mum is British, so I got her dry, sarcastic sense of humor. My dad is from Jersey, but I'm not a Guido.

I'm an ENFP if that matters at all.
I’m really good at
Useless trivia. I'm pretty great at that.

Oh, I can play songs on plastic soda bottles. For real though, I'm best at my high school's fight song. And I do a pretty killer "Take on Me."
The first things people usually notice about me
I've never asked anyone this question, so I really don't know. If you ever notice me, you should tell me. I'll put it on here. I'll even cite you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As of lately I've been mostly reading comic books. Especially X-men, the Runnaways, and Avenger's Academy

I'm a huge fan of television. I think we're living in a golden age of tv right now. Here's a handy list of shows I'm obsessed with:
Freaks and Geeks, Shameless, Torchwood, American Horror Story, Master Chef, Orange is the New Black, Courage the Cowardly Dog, It's Always Sunny, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, The Walking Dead, Misfits, Doll House, Agents of Shield

I love movies, too. I really love shitty horror films, the more cringe worthy the better. I also love good horror movie, especially Japanese and Cantonese. Asia just does horror well. I also love comedy, drama, everything in between.
The six things I could never do without
My cat, back massages, friends, Arrested Development quotes, head phones, pokemon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hypothetical situations. Like what superpowers my friends would have.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hustling tacos and burritos, then usually whatever my friends wanna do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I fight crime in tight spandex and go by the name, the Crimson Chin.
You should message me if
I like people who can actually hold a conversation. I'm tired of asking questions and just getting a "yeah" back. It's so disappointing.

I also prefer guys who don't sweat rainbows. I have nothing against stereotypical gay guys, I just never have a real opinion on the stereotypical topics, and it's hard to get passionate about things you have no opinion on. Plus, I guess I just don't find femininity as sexy. Maybe that's why I'm gay.

That doesn't mean I hate all femmey guys, in fact I've met some I really liked. I'm just not typically attracted to that.

Lately I could care less what you look like, I just want someone I can talk to, have a beer with, and maybe watch a stupid movie we can laugh at. Also the sexy stuff, though.