25 Parlin, United States
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My self-summary
* I take a long time to respond to messages! I'm just a bit busy, so don't worry! :) *

Much like a Transformer, I am "More Than Meets The Eye."

I devour profiles and write abnormally lengthy and detailed messages.

I occasionally brood, despite my cheerful demeanor.

I'm incredibly easy to get along with and love to listen to and learn about new people, particularly ones who are outside of my realm of interests.

Speaking of learning about new people: I'm here to meet up as soon as possible! Neither of us is going to get an accurate picture of one-another through messaging, so as soon as you're comfortable, let's meet!
What I’m doing with my life
I've completed two seasons as a zombie SWAT Officer at "Terror Behind the Walls," along with being the Devil in a short-lived Rahway haunted house. I also professionally carry dead people at a funeral home, and work as a photo booth attendant.

My main thing, however, is acting, and you can currently see my smiling face in "How to Get Away with Murder," "Billions," "Master of None," "Quantico" and (It's-pretty-much-Rocky-7) "Creed."

I'm also in the process of writing short stories, producing a short film, and designing a board game!
I’m really good at
At being the friendliest person on the face of the earth. Most of the time.

Not so bad at telling stories, either. I've got a million of them. And most are fairly interesting (ever hear about the time my front wheel shot off on the parkway and no one died?)

I'm also good at making people laugh! Just a generally jovial fellow all around.

I'm also exceptional at shooting people's ideas down in a creative environment.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told that my voice is very soothing and relaxing.

There's also probably the "why is this rascal dressed as a Star Sheriff?"

A reasonable question, truly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Curse of the Blue Figurine, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, Goosebumps, A Series of Unfortunate Events (still working on it!), Kingdom Come, Arkham Asylum, Cosmos, The Giving Tree and more!

*Currently reading: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, The Name of the Wind, Shadows of the Empire, The Boy Who Loved Batman

Movies: Masters of the Universe, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars, Sleeping Beauty

Shows: Beast Wars, ReBoot, Tekkaman Blade/Teknoman, The Big O, Tron: Uprising, Batman: The Animated Series, Power Rangers, One Punch Man

*Currently watching: Gilmore Girls, One Punch Man, Christmas Specials from the past.

Music: I prefer music without lyrics, letting my mind interpret the songs as it sees fit. I lean towards classical music, along with film and video game scores, although I have a general appreciation for nearly every type of music.

Food: Tacos, Pizza, anything that is bad for me. But never fish. Anything but fish. I like telling people my diet consists of only "water, fruit and soup."
The six things I could never do without
This is a stupid section.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whole worlds to develop and the different stories that take place in them. If I'm good at one thing, it's fleshing out all kinds of backstories and lore.

Why my "who you might like" section is almost always incredibly wrong.
On a typical Friday night I am
A variety of things, usually! I enjoy spending time with friends, watching shows/movies or playing old video games. Sometimes I'll enjoy myself by reading a book I've yet to complete or perhaps indulging in writing of my own.

Perhaps you can change up my routine by going on a date with me? ^_^
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Balloons bring me joy! :)

Conversely, I get very depressed during the Summer.

I frequently match my socks, shirt and boxers, although my boxers tend to be ironically related to the shirt I'm wearing.
You should message me if
If you are the incarnation of Judy from "Doug," message me immediately.

But otherwise, if anything on here has caught your attention, feel free to message!

I am not necessarily an open book, but my cover isn't exactly a heavy one, so feel free to chat me up and ask some questions! No need to be shy!

I really like meeting people who are different than me because I love to learn about things I'm unfamiliar with! (And I'd hope that you do, too!)