I take pictures of everything. It's almost embarrassing. I don't care. I wish I wrote more and read less. I don't drink much, but when I do, I'm hilarious (or so I'm told). I hate using "I" in paragraphs, but sometimes you have to. I hate ending sentences in prepositions but sometimes I'm lazy. Running is my form of exercise. When someone 30 years my senior breezes by me, it puts me to shame . I'm not a vegetarian but I don't eat meat much. Hamburgers are my downfall.
I don't have any pets but my basil plant will spruce up your pasta sauce. I call him Basil. He's on his 5th iteration.
But I digress. None of this matters unless you have someone special to share it with.
After all, aren't we all just looking for someone to help carry Ikea furniture or groceries up a flight of stairs?
Perhaps I could be of assistance? After all, I happen to be awesome.
- I like to take photographs. Ok, I like to take a lot of photographs.
- "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good."
- Recently? Road trips.
- Ruminating on life's mysteries after a 6 hour Spotify binge.
- Waiting for a decades old TV series DVD disc to arrive by mail from Netflix.
- I like to think I'm above average at photography.
- Picking out greeting cards. Usually can get it on the first try. You're jealous.
- Making dogs smile.
I was also told I had good posture once. WTF?
Besides that, I'd have to say my glasses (zort).
I'm currently reading my way through the collected works of Chuck Palaho, Chuck Palahun, Chuck Palaaldhflahdlajfjdfkajf. I'm on Monster now.
Movies: I love movies and will give every one a chance.
Current Netflix & general new boob tubery: Broad City, The Office, 30 Rock (I love Tina Fey's brain), FRIENDS, Seinfeld, Family Guy, King of The Hill, old Nick at Night, Portlandia, Parks & Recreation, Breaking Bad, Girls, The Walking Dead, HIMYM, Hell on Wheels, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Twin Peaks, Alone in The Wilderness, Planet Earth, Futurama, Ken Burns, Marco Polo, Wilfred, The Americans, Louie, High Maintenance, Baskets, Game of Thrones.
Music: I like all types of music. British Invasion, Garage rock, pop rock, folk rock, psychedelic rock, progressive rock, punk rock post-punk, alt rock, indie rock. So yea, pretty much anything guitar driven. Recent favorites include: Pale Honey & Dorthy's debut albums and Two Door Cinema Club & The 1975's newest albums.
Food: Italian is my all time favorite.
Early onset grumpiness.
I'm shorter than the world's tallest cow: http://www.wifr.com/home/headlines/Local-Cow-Now-Holds-World-Record-279064071.html
...you're Tina Fey.