34Provo, United States
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My self-summary
A lot of my spare time is wrapped up in projects. Texpatriate. Former missionary. Post-Mormon. Or whatever. Reluctant Utahn. "Promising" local band. Degenerate cartoonist. Book, music, and movie snob. I had to fight back the urge to write "film" instead of "movie" with a baseball bat. That's the level of snobbery we're talking about. Heavy metal enthusiast. Armchair Satanist - really, I just love the aesthetics. Stoner-American. Junkie behavior reserved exclusively for eating terrible food and then jogging it off. Level 6 Tiefling Druid. Bowler. Low-key indie filmmaker. About a year away from a BS in Literary Criticism. No joke, a BS.

I'm in an open relationship. That does not necessarily mean I'm perving for a ménage-a-three. It doesn't even mean that I'm on the prowl, per se. Mostly I'm on here when I'm stoned.

I prefer someone who never shuts up to someone who never talks. And have a life, please. However you want to fill it, that's fine. But, please, fill it with something. Doers are sexy as hell.
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly trying to keep myself entertained. Working myself to death on the things that matter to me.
I’m really good at
I play a few instruments (just the garage band ones, nothing classy like the sousaphone or the cello or whatever). I draw. Nothing fancy, just grotesque weirdos saying and doing bleak things. A couple of months ago I started directing and producing videos for local bands, and I hope to eventually make something "real" someday.

I can also cook a pretty hearty Italian meal; make you a guitar strap or a wallet out of leather; help you move your entire house; drive for extremely long stretches without complaining; make a hell of a party mix; find weed pretty much anywhere; plan a small tour; freestyle rap; edit documents; and I occasionally roll them crit hits.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sweet-ass denim jacket.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Jesus' Son. Moby Dick. Blood Meridian. Infinite Jest. Slaughterhouse-Five. The Metamorphosis. The Name of the Rose. Heart of Darkness. The Rum Diary. 100 Years of Solitude.

Movies: Ghostbusters. House of the Devil. Coen Brothers. Tarantino. Kurosawa. Bergman. Herzog. Schwarzenegger. Neesons. Mad Max or anything post-apocalyptic/dystopian. Old B horror films. I just saw The Witch and it ruled and I will totally see it again.

Shows: Oscillates between obsessive reviewings of "True Detective", Star Trek, and cartoons.

Food: Bring it on.
Six things I could never do without
My inhaler, pen, paper, guitar and then two other things. Probably a fridge. And a TV.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
eating the perfect donut.
On a typical Friday night I am
Gettin' wrecked, y'all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I said that I'm 6 ft up there in my little sidebar-thing, but I'm actually 5 ft 11, and I round up. Shameful, I know.
You should message me if
You're in an open/poly thingamajig or don't care that I'm in one. Or if you wanna get stoned and watch cartoons.
The two of us