35 Houston, United States
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My self-summary
Nice guy in a mean city.

I'm not here to impress anyone, however I can say with conviction that I am a decent man with a lot to offer. I am primarily on this site to make friends, but to be honest, it would be nice to just have a cup of coffee with someone if only once. I've been in Houston since the end of 2013 and these goals are starting to seem unlikely. So go ahead, surprise me.

Feel free to check out any of my other internet presences. I hide nothing.



What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Drinking warm beer. Also I can make simple tasks look like Olympic sports. Kids love it.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Hey it's the balloon guy!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm not much of a reader which is something I keep meaning to change. I like Kevin Smith movies, Star Wars, and lots films designed to make people throw up. I don't watch TV and I am a musician so music is important. For music I like ROCK N ROLL, grunge, punk, classical, some metal, some techno, a little indie rock, industrial, and alternative. Food is good. I enjoy the vast majority of it.
The six things I could never do without
All necessity is relative.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...why they don't call it DEATH insurance.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably sittin around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll admit anything.
You should message me if
You won't.