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My self-summary
My name is Jacob. I travel through time and space on a giant rock, just like everyone else. I gain power and strength through insignificance, knowing that none of this will matter. Life is fun.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Drinking warm beer. Also I can make simple tasks look like Olympic sports. Kids love it.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Hey it's the balloon guy!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I need to read more. Movies outside of star wars: Kevin Smith movies, John dies at the end, let's go to prison, deadpool, fight club, heathers, and anything about time travel. Shows include red dwarf, law and order, continuum, archer, twilight zone, and also anything that involves time travel. The best music groups in the world are 3 armed Sally, mouserat, smeg and the heads, big fun, and wild stallions. There are very, very few foods I dislike, so I won't begin to list all of the delicious things I love to ingest.
Six things I could never do without
All necessity is relative.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...why they don't call it DEATH insurance.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably sittin around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll admit anything.
You should message me if
You won't.
The two of us