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What I’m doing with my life
Overseeing the construction of new spaces, seeing live bands in small venues, popping my own popcorn, tearing up dance floors.
I’m really good at
Sports/games...tennis, soccer, golf, inner tube water polo, racquetball, trivial pursuit, scrabble, liars dice, bananagrams... I have also figured out how to make a perfect hamburger patty, but I'll never tell you my secret.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m laughing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Salman Rushdie, Angle of Repose, Edward Gorey... just went through a big biography phase.

Other things: My Cousin Vinny, Anything by Spoon (or Divine Fits or Dan Boekner for that matter and while we are at it, Spencer Krug), The Clipse, Holy Ghost!, LCD Soundsystem, Action Bronson, Hot Chip, Father John Misty, Jason Molina, Wilco, Radiohead (duh), Wired, Dwell, The New Yorker, and some other things. And Batman of course (Michael Keaton).
Six things I could never do without
Litteri's garlic powder
My dumb friends
Dive bars
Party hosting
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to look cool when locking up my bike.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing Liar's Dice with friends, or grilling food on the back patio, or dancing somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My high school English teacher gave me the Most Likely to Suck the Marrow Out of Life Award and I think about whether I'm living up to that, probably too frequently.
You should message me if
You live and love DC. I'm a third generation native and kind of a snob about my city. Considering a 2025 mayoral run.
The two of us