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My self-summary
Me = Justin

Jack of all trades, master of nothing.

"All I've ever wanted in life is that when I am, finally, covered in butt naked hoes, that I'm equally covered in perfect lighting. Is that too much to ask?"

Celebrate life.
Choose Love.
Roghnaigh Grá.


- don't like things touching my nose.

- whiskey drinker.

- competitive.

- YELL at the TV while watching sports.

- kind of intense. (Not a bad thing.)

- say "gal." (Some find it endearing.)

- feel that post-sex high fives are highly underrated.

- have a pretty great family.

- grew up in Washington and Alaska. I've also lived in Montana and Las Vegas.

- outdoorsy. Let's go camping.

I get along with most people.
We'll figure it out.
What I’m doing with my life
Celebrating it. Having a blast.
I’m really good at
People, sports, comedy, snuggling. Mostly in this order.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In Bruges, Seven Psychopaths, Boondock Saints, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Snatch, Grosse Point Blank, Anything with Jim Carrey, Lucky Number Slevin, etc.

It's Always Sunny, Entourage, Breaking Bad, The Office, Parks/Rec, Top Gear, Rick&Morty, Adventure Time, Bob's Burgers, Archer... Netflix, Hulu, HBOgo

I'm a Coachella wk2 regular.
Six things I could never do without
- Sports
- Hot Tubs
- The interwebs
- Hole in the wall karaoke bars
- Road trips/Camping/Bonfires

- Coffee..?
On a typical Friday night I am
Who knows at this point.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
On more than one occasion, I've seen a gal's profile on here and thought "if I accidentally got her pregnant, I think I'd be okay with that."
Now if that's not a true connection, I don't know what is.
You should message me if
Take a shot.

Giddy up.
The two of us