Jack of all trades, master of nothing.
"All I've ever wanted in life is that when I am, finally, covered in butt naked hoes, that I'm equally covered in perfect lighting. Is that too much to ask?"
So, moving forward, a little about me...
- extrovert... mostly.
- don't like things touching my nose.
- whiskey drinker.
- competitive to a fault.
- YELL at the TV while watching sports.
- kind of intense. (Not a bad thing.)
- say "gal." (Some find it endearing.)
- f***ed sense of humor.
- feel that post-sex high fives are highly underrated.
- have a pretty great family.
- grew up in Washington and Alaska. I've also lived in Montana and Las Vegas.
- outdoorsy. Let's go camping.
- sling drinks for cash.
- die hard Seahawks fan.
I get along with most people.
Let's figure it out.
It's Always Sunny, Entourage, Breaking Bad, The Office, Parks/Rec, Top Gear, Rick&Morty, Adventure Time, Bob's Burgers, Archer... Netflix, Hulu, HBOgo
I'm a Coachella wk2 regular.
- Hot Tubs
- The interwebs
- Hole in the wall karaoke bars
- Road trips/Camping/Bonfires
Now if that's not a true connection, I don't know what is.