J_Strick2
31 Studio City, United States
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My self-summary
Me = Justin

Jack of all trades, master of nothing.

"All I've ever wanted in life is that when I am, finally, covered in butt naked hoes, that I'm equally covered in perfect lighting. Is that too much to ask?"

***I have a photo on here showing my ass and the amazing sunburn line I had from beaching without a shirt. It's meant to be playful, and a joke, and the fact that I have to explain that it's not actually inappropriate disgusts me and makes me hate people. Chill the fuck out.***

Celebrate life.
Choose Love.
Roghnaigh Grá.

So, moving forward, a little about me...

- I have my shit together: job, car, college degree, etc ... this means something to someone, right?

- extrovert... mostly.

- I don't like things touching my nose.

- like to be tickled... just not by strangers. Weird, I know.

- whiskey drinker.

- very loyal friend/partner/lover/co-worker/relative.

- competitive to a fault.

- YELL at the TV while watching sports.

- straight forward and blunt.

- say "gal." (Some find it endearing.)

- f***ed sense of humor.

- sleep naked

- feel that post-sex high fives are highly underrated!

- give amazing massages.

- have a pretty great family.

- grew up in Washington and Alaska. I've also lived in Montana and Las Vegas.

- pretty intense, in the most laid back of ways. (Super hipster, right? 😳🔫)

- am a bartender/mixologist.

- got a puppy the day the SEAHAWKS won the Super Bowl. His name is Blitz. He's with an amazing family in Phoenix now. I miss him.

Blah, blah, blah... that's me. We always tell all the good stuff... You're perfect, I'm perfect, let's be imperfect together, yes?
What I’m doing with my life
Celebrating it. Having a blast.

Constantly on the search for the next adventure and trying to push my limits physically, mentally, and emotionally.
I’m really good at
People, sports, comedy, snuggling. Mostly in this order.
The first things people usually notice about me
#SaveTheGingers
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In Bruges, Seven Psychopaths, Boondock Saints, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Snatch, Grosse Point Blank, Anything with Jim Carrey, Lucky Number Slevin, etc.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dexter, Entourage, TWD, Breaking Bad, The Office, Top Gear, Rick&Morty, Adventure Time, Bob's Burgers, Archer

MUSIC = Life. I'm a Coachella regular.

Grandma's french toast.
The six things I could never do without
- Sports
- Hot Tubs
- The interwebs
- Hole in the wall karaoke bars
- Road trips/Camping/Bonfires

- Coffee..?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Inappropriately funny, yet terrible, things. It's the fuel to my sense of humor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Who knows at this point.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
On more than one occasion, I've seen a gal's profile on here and thought "if I accidentally got her pregnant, I think I'd be okay with that."
Now if that's not a true connection, I don't know what is.
You should message me if
You're fun and open minded.

We can figure the rest out as we go.
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