28 Savannah, United States
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My self-summary
I adore puppies, but not babies. I slap my bass like it owes me money, music is pretty much my thing. Groove and funk are my favorite frames of mind. I won't wear my pajamas outside, because that is what makes this world terrible. I think that violence should be met with humor or disgust, whichever is more in style at the time. My favorite color is purple, because its the best one. If you don't understand or agree with any of this then you probably wear your pajamas outside.
What I’m doing with my life
Floating down the river with a big jug of booze in hand whenever possible. Delivering funk on command with my bass until my hands don't function at Z2. Using a dating website to check out cute girls....then never message them. Normal stuff.
I’m really good at
All sorts of things....I have been playing bass for almost 5 years now and nothing comes close to how it makes me feel. I have superb spacial reasoning skills and depth analysis, also I am going blind slowly so this makes no sense to me. My listening skills are legend, and most people divulge all their secrets to me...not joking that happens way too often.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my face, unless I am naked....but I hope that's not the first thing you notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Silmarillion, The Hobbit, The Lord of The Rings, Catch-22, Children of the Arbat, Game of Thrones, Clash of Kings, Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, A Dance With Dragons, Beowulf, The Art of War, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Frankenstein.

Movies: Casino, Silence of The Lambs, Goodfellas, Kill Bill, The God Father, Cat Ballou, Star Wars, The Shining, The Green Mile, Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Desperado, Once Upon A Time in Mexico, 300, Zombieland, Shawshank Redemption, Scarface, Superbad, Big Man Japan.

Shows: Kinniku Banzuke (Ultimate Banzuke), Ninja Warrior, Scrubs, The Office, Kenan & Kel, Metalocalypse, Invader Zim, Dexter, Heroes, Weeds, Futurama, Cowboy Bebop, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Mad Men, Spartacus, Breaking Bad.

Music: Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Yngwie Johann Malmsteen, Tenacious D, The Glitch Mob, Arctic Monkeys, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, The Chemical Brothers, Of Montreal, Tool, The Beatles, Neil Young, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley, Infected Mushroom, Alice in Chains, Black, Michael Jackson, Soundgarden, RATATAT, Queen, The Dresden Dolls, Mastodon, The Prodigy, Gorillaz, Death, Muse, Graveyard, The Donkeys, Phantogram, MF Doom, RJD2, The Mountain Goats, DJ Format, Sola Rosa, Nobody, Starfucker, Explosions in the Sky, Pretty Lights, Air, Evidence, Gramatik, D Numbers, Old Wives' Tale, Deftones, A Perfect Circle, Rush, Buffalo Springfield, Crosby Stills and Nash, Journey, Dio, Heaven and Hell, Grand Magus, Four Tet, Aim, Little People, Nightmares on Wax, Primus, Gogol Bordello, Wutang Clan, The Offspring, Jeff Beck, Bella Fleck and the Flecktones, Bonobo, The Heavy, Led Zeppelin....I am NOT a music snob, I love anything with a good beat or bass line.

Food: Tikka Masala is my favorite food in the world! I also love Thai food, sushi, burgers, tacos, nachos, peanut butter & jelly sandwiches....all tasty food is welcome to get directly into my stomach. Sacks full of cookies, that's a recent discovery to me.
The six things I could never do without
1-Bass, groovy...funky...creamy bass.
2-Family, because they are the fucking best.
3-Books, for obvious reasons.
4-Music, all of it, all the time.
5-My friends, gentlemen and scholars.
6-Ladies, to be the little spoon.
6b-Ladies, to be the big spoon. I am good either way.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Impractial things, like how to best fight a bear. What sort of people look at this profile, how many of you have made it this far. What guys are like on this, if their profiles are nearly as cool as mine.....how to put things in jello. Music, filler, thriller and zombies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably having a drink or two with my pals. Knife fighting with bears.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I burned down my house when I was a child....my favorite color is purple. Sometimes I laugh at myself in the mirror because I feel a little crazy.
You should message me if
You can tie a knot in a cherry stem. You can play the drums. You showered today and smell nice. You didn't shower today but still smell nice. You want my body, and you think I'm sexy. You can hold your booze. You can party harder than me...you have a cute face, nasty attitude, tattooed, spit on the ground etiquette, flip people off and curse like a sailor.....thats the girl I am looking for in a nutshell.