33Saint Paul, United States
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My self-summary
My mom thinks I'm a catch and my work wife (don't worry, it's a dude) thinks I would make an excellent house husband. I think that's a compliment. I like to fix things and I'm not too bad of a cook. I like to talk about ideas and I steal MPR on a regular basis. I am definitely the target audience of "Car Talk" and it makes me sad that's it's coming to an end. I'm a genuine individual that doesn't play games--although I do joke around quite a lot.
What I’m doing with my life
Pretending to be a lawyer at work and handyman at home.
I’m really good at
Writing online dating profiles. There's a business here. I'm thinking of moving to Silicon Valley.
The first things people usually notice about me
I came in 4th place in a beard growing contest once. I've got a medal to prove it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Does Facebook count as a book? If it does, I don't read it.
Movies: Die Hard 2: Die Harder
TV: Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Music: Hall and Oates
Food: Fried Chicken
Six things I could never do without
There's probably not 6 of them. I like the free coffee at work a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I can do to help humanity. For Instance, I see a lot of shirtless dudes on the bike trails. It's a shame. This is America and no one should go without a basic need like clothing. To that end, I'm thinking of starting a non-profit called "Shirts for Dudes."
Why is the mullet so looked down upon in our society. Business in the front, party in the back grants utility that most haircuts only dream of.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dreaming of a way to make it at a career as a karaoke promoter
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There were only 3 other contestants in my beard growing contest.
You should message me if
Clearly I have no idea what I'm talking about.
The two of us