38 Coos Bay, United States
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My self-summary
Hullo, good evening, and welcome to the middle of the film. I'm James and I'll be your host for this profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Moved to Oregon in 2014 and now living in Coos Bay. Hooray for starting your life over!
I’m really good at
I think I'm pretty damn good at cooking. Maybe not 5-star chef level, but I promise my cooking won't poison you.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Hey, look at that guy. He sure does have skin!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite movie: The Breakfast Club, The Goonies, Scott Pilgrim vs the World

Favorite music: Depeche Mode

Favorite food: Chicken Alfredo.
The six things I could never do without
Honestly, what could I put here without sounding cliche?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time in my "nothing box".
On a typical Friday night I am
It was an ordinary day at Dinosaur High
When Stegosaurus raised his hand and called for high-fives
Tyrannosaurus saw this and got pissed
Because his tiny wrists
Caused his high-five to miss
And he was like "Fuck this!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Damn near choked on an ice cube sitting at the top of a McDonald's playland slide when I was young. Then it melted and everything was 5 by 5 again.
You should message me if
I message you. Or if you want to talk and get to know each-other.