Jaded_jewel
47 Bourne, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE UNDER 38, I WILL DELETE YOUR MESSAGE!!

Happy lady, smart, sweet with a tangy dry wit!

I am adventurous, witty, loyal, considerate, playful, courteous, creative, affectionate, tactile, spontaneous, generous, articulate, honest, loving, curious and playful, mischievous and intelligent, naughty and cheeky;-)

I'm not looking for a fling and please be single if you contact me!

extras...

I like tall men, must be taller than me by a few inches anyway!
I prefer men that like to take a lead, if you like to have a woman make all the decisions in a relationship, I am not your type.
Pictures of you with your ex cut out is very off putting!

Likes.. laughing til my jaw aches, spontaneity, sunshine, dominant men, sparkly eyes, sparkly drinks, exploring, cadburys, tall men, Big Bang Theory, romance, tingly kisses, adventures, surprises, theatre, singing, not acting my age!

Dislikes.. moodiness, text speak, poor spelling (I suffer from this BUT that's why spell check was invented!) monosyllabic messages, war, racism, ignorance, poor customer service, tattoos n piercings (to excess).

top 5 dating site cliches: (as taken with permission from a recently viewed profile)

1.Start your profile with the words "gosh, where to start".
2.Suggest a walk on the beach for a 1st date.
3.Say you're just as happy curled up on the sofa with wine and a dvd, as you are out on the town.
4.Mention you think your pictures don't do you justice.
5.Claim you go to the gym 3 times a week.
What I’m doing with my life
I work hard at making my career count!
I’m really good at
My job and making people smile:-)
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes or smile:-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love sci fi, my fav films are Blade Runner and Total Recall. Trek than Wars ;-)
I read action adventure novels, I like historical novels too with sexy protagonists usually (I have a GREAT imagination).
I love musicals and comedy. Ricky Gervais Fan (very controversial hehe)
Big Bang Theory is amazing + 2 Broke Girls, I'm also a secret fan of rubbish vampire stuff. A bit of escapism is good for you I think;-)
The six things I could never do without
Omitting people as they aren't things:-)
My macbook
Sense of humour
Adventures
That's it for now!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do with a lottery win!
My next BIG adventure:-)
On a typical Friday night I am
With my kids or at a loose end!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nope, not til I know you MUCH better ;-)
You should message me if
You have read my profile PROPERLY!!!! I'm not into one night stands, married or men who like to multitask with lots of women, a fling, serial daters, no strings FBs. If any of these describe you GO AWAY!!!

You ARE actually single!

If you aren't logged into OK Stupid!!! Seriously, it may appear I am ONLINE but I have the app on my phone so may not be able to respond straight away. Impatient or non IT savvy men are a HUGE turn off!!

I am not old enough to be your mother! Really?? The amount of 20 somethings I get in my inbox is nuts!! I'm not into boys, but thanks for the compliment!
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