JakMakesHaiku
28Brighton, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I AM TRANS
I AM GAY
I AM POLY
I AM KINKY

Hello tiny dating pool!

I think I can best sum myself up as an introverted geek who likes talking and listening to people and wandering through life without trying to control everything (except maybe my stability). I have an inquisitive nature and I'm a bit impulsive which I have to fight sometimes. I like going on journeys and seeing where I end up. I'm gay with a small bit of wiggle room.

I don't have religion but I don't care if you do or not (faith or lack thereof is your own business and is no indicator of being a dick either way in my experience)

I'm a creative type. I write, knit, needle felt and do make up from time to time. I find them useful outlets. I also dance like a loon when glow sticks are put in my hands.

I'm pretty easy going about most things. I have a sarcastic and sometimes dark sense of humour.

My Polish is basically limited to swear words and saying hello. I have an interest in language though and am curious about learning German.

I am single and available.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in a gay sauna.
Started my own trans only night at said sauna.
Practicing make up artistry when I can.
Smoke Free for 18 months.
Writing here and there.
Trying my best to make cis gay spaces more inclusive of trans gay people.
Going to the gym 4 times a week.
I’m really good at
Hugs and cuddles, making tea, cooking and baking, make up, being a hermit, glow sticking, raving, building forts out of duvets and drying racks, making pirate swords from cardboard and tin foil, trying to communicate with people.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair I would imagine or my glitter light up platform rocket shoes (they are exactly as cool as they sound)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Urgh this is going to be so long and yes I do enjoy a lot of mainstream tv/film/books and don't read classics or go out of my way to watch obscure things (although I am quite open to being introduced to obscure international films.)

|BOOKS|
The Discworld Series
Non fiction (mostly WW1/2 stuff but anything about Maiko and Geiko is also a winner)
True Blood
Harry Potter (I'm not ashamed and don't care if you look down on me for this)
Skepticism Inc. (funny and worth a read)
Neal Stephenson (especially Crytonomicon and Snow Crash)
The Narnia Books
The Millenuim Trilogy
Catch 22
Whatever else takes my fancy

|MOVIES|

There are many but to name a few:

The King's Speech
Full Metal Jacket
Good Morning Vietnam
The Great Escape
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Batman
James Bond Films
Studio Ghibli Films
Any really bad/dodgy horror and scifi
Philedelphia
Blues Brothers
MicMacs
The Boat That Rocked
The Dark Crystal
All Quiet on the Western Front
The Lives of Others
Everything is Illuminated
The Labyrinth
The Princess Bride
Star Wars
The Fifth Element
Dredd
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

|TV|
Firefly
Black Books
Blackadder
Top Gear
Star Trek (still not ashamed)
Futurama
The Simpsons
WW1/2 Documentaries
Spongebob Squarepants
NASA/Space Documentaries (Secret space nerd is me)
Game of Thrones

|MUSIC|

Also a big list so I will only name a few

mind.in.a.box
Binary Finary
Deathboy
Rotersand
NIN
Rammstein
Covenant
Goldfrapp
Freezepop
Kompressor
Royksopp
Victims of Science
Faithless
Queen
David Bowie
4 Strings
Moloko
A Perfect Circle
Telepopmusik
Mauro Picotto
Breed 77
System of a Down
Skindred
Juno Reactor
Xotox

|FOOD|

Japanese
Italian
Soul Food
British Classics
Six things I could never do without
Books
Nerds
Music
A good cuppa
My hands
The internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Current events, my interests, the people I care about, social justice issues such as racism, ableism, trans activism etc.

Things to write about.

Curating appropriate porn for my trans night.

Keeping an eye out for new friends and partners.

My goddaughter.

Self reflection.
On a typical Friday night I am
At work. I work night shifts at the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a crush on Data and have done for years.

I secretly listen to 90's pop music.
You should message me if
You are kinky and don't know what TMI means anymore.

You're not a dick.

You are poly or poly friendly.

Trans stuff doesn't scare you.

You like making friends.

You secretly listen to 90's pop music too.

You love watching Eurovision.

You're a bear, otter or older than me.
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