Jerk of all trades. Working 2 jobs, generally being pretty busy. Being friends with most animals. Cooking better food than you would think a guy like me could. Drinking.
drunk history. having a good time. I'm a social butterfly, but at night, so... A social moth I guess.
Being that one dude people would wanna be lost in the woods/in a zombie apocalypse with.
Maybe the mustache?
Who am I kidding? it's always the damn mustache.
I hear "you smell really good" a lot.
1. Conan the Barbarian (the Arnold one, one of the best pieces of cinema ever.... James Earl Jones is the fucking man) 2. Sin City 3. Bronson 4. the vikings (kirk douglas & tony curtis) 5. Dune (also one of my very favorite book series) 6. Payback 7. A Clockwork Orange 8. Tropic Thunder 9. The Thing 10. The Terminator/The Predator (yeah, another Arnold movie, fuck you)
Music - in no particular order
Wayne Hancock, The Murder City Devils, Hank 3, Zombie Ghost Train, Amon Amarth, slayer, Johnny Cash, NIN, Social Distortion/Mike Ness, The Cadillac Records Soundtrack (it's fucking amazing) and Mötorhead, Rammstein, chuck berry, muddy waters, howlin' wolf, Robert Johnson, the black keys, kings of Leon, faraway boys, straight 8's... I really like just about anything ranging from classical music to melodic death metal. Although, I mostly listen to Psychobilly... just a few favorites,Demented are go, The Tombstone Brawlers, Koffin Kats, Nekromantix and Zombie ghost train.
not enough time in the world to name all the books, you gotta ask about this one. I fucking love classic literature though, even some poetry (my favorite poet is Rilke, just for this one fucking poem that actually sounds really beautiful in German)
as for food, I'm like a tiger shark, I'll eat anything. Favorite are sushi, Thai, soul food, Chinese... Like I said, almost anything.
Aliens, robots, nature... You know, the usual
zombie apocalypse survival strategies, contingency plans, outdoor survival skillz.
I'm cripplingly shy around attractive women, unless there's beer and food involved
tell me the lamest or most cringeworthy message you ever got from somebody on this shit