JakeFordD
29 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
Always in revision, highly dubious, a little shady, normally sarcastic, cautiously optimistic, politically bitter, romantically uncertain what to do with my hands, grammatically on the money, and constantly sore.

ENFP, Sagittarius, pretty much a lost cause.
What I’m doing with my life
Pretending like I'm someone I'm not for money, playing capoeira, baking things filled with cinnamon, and wrangling animals of various sorts.
I’m really good at
Absurdities, vulgarities, observing the Pleiades, so a bear can rest at ease, with just the bear necessities.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Well, I loved that series, it was great. Fantastic. No, no, the second series, that first one was just him finding himself, the second one was when he really broke into the theme, you know? It was a nice set up, though.

Movies: Casablanca was great. Especially loved the bit when Sam whips out the twin uzis and starts doing cartwheels through the lobby and all the shit is blowing up. Sean Connery was a little weak in his role, though -- I just couldn't buy into a Nazi with a Scottish accent. But what are you gonna do, just tell the future best James Bond of the franchise that he can't be in your movie? Get outta here ...

Shows: Gargoyles, Beeker Explains it All, Dungeons and Dragons: The Animated Series, Star Wars IV-VII.

Music: Anything with the rhythmic qualities of a jackhammer being used on a trampoline. Mmm, good stuff.

Food: ... yes?
The six things I could never do without
Open floor space of about 25-36 square feet.
A red sharpie.
75 feet of 1/2 inch thick rope.
Candles dedicated to at least two saints, with labels in Spanish.
About tree fiddy.
Cautious but curious consent.

(Trust me, this'll work.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much fun rotary phones were.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunkenly insulting penguins on the Internet and proclaiming myself the king of things that don't recognize the concept of a monarchy.
You should message me if
Feminism is good, playfulness is a plus, absurd but chill is necessary, kinky is great, and fit is preferable. Let's not be boring or bored together.
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