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My self-summary
Work, work, nap, repeat. Seriously, i work a lot. Like fuckin all the time. But I'm not my job. I'm fuckin weird. I'm fuckin wormy. I'm made out of carbons. I ride a bike.
What I’m doing with my life
After a successful high risk casino robbery with the 10 most elite thieves I could find, I spent a little time in prison (mainly because the casino manager was mad that I stole my ex-wife back). Then Brad Pitt picked me up from prison and we started works on our next big score.
I’m really good at
Being sarcastic, not being 6 foot tall, and having a stupid look on my face.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know... Tattoos I guess? Maybe that my arms and legs are not made out of snakes? The fuck kind of question is this?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: GlassJaw, Cursive, mewithoutYou, The Fall of Troy, Devendra Banhart, Sufjan Stevens, The Blood Brothers, Mogwai, Radiohead... Too many to name.
Movies: Blow, The Doors, Fight Club, Snatch, Forrest Gump... Another very long list.
Shows: Adventure Time, Metalacolypse, Archer, Venture Bros., and The Dick Van Dyke Show... That's right, I said it.
Food: In my stomach
Books: somethin that really grabs my attention. That's all I can really say about that.
Six things I could never do without
My left and/or right eye, because I like vision/depth perception
My nostrils, because I use them to breathe/smell
My mouth, because I eat with it and taste
My left and right ears, to hear music in stereo
Skin is pretty good, for covering my bones and being a giant blanket of feel.
And I suppose my brain/nervous system, to give me the ability to process the signals and waves that allow me to have all of the above senses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Some people's need for drinkin alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working, or not working. But probably working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I swim like a dead fish... With bricks tied to it.
You should message me if
You name your animals with human names, you can find humor in the dumbest of things, if you can accept and appreciate a thick layer of sarcasm 90% of the time, if you just like to hang out listen to songs and have random conversations that can range from strange and satirical, to deep and meaningful.
The two of us