Jaketherake1
29 Fort Collins, United States
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My self-summary
I like to read about castles and adventure, write about dragons, hike up mountains and volcanoes, then play video games. I recently started to sketch and paint in the last few years, and am now ready to draw you wearing only a giant expensive jewel necklace (which later can be cast dramatically into the ocean as you remember all the good ol' times).

Otherwise, I like to relax with friends around a hookah and smoke a few bowls. Watch a movie about ninja pirates hunting Bigfoot, before I eat ice cream for dinner and retire to bed.

During my younger years I wasted away data mining the internet, which slowly boils the soul away. However, I did learn every conspiracy fact there is. Which is why I could tell you about the deep sea alien bases that supply the galaxy with millions of fine delectable humans to eat and corrupt our top officials. Okay, they don't really need help being corrupt.

That may be the tip of the iceberg. Or the bottom. How do icebergs work? Missed that one apparently.

I consider myself open minded and free of judgements. I don't always like to form strong opinions, or cling to them.

I'm guessing you've probably heard enough about me. Just know you gals intimidate and exhilarate me. So be gentle on this poor shy soul.
I’m really good at
Basketball, math, games, making funny faces, not having a good Halloween custom, tracking monsters (no matter how deep under the bed), sketching, throwing and catching sharp objects, and maintaining only a moderate fear of spiders.
You should message me if
You want to get together and have a fun time!
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