JakhaUlaan
38 Pflugerville, United States
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My self-summary
I am a polyamorous, tengerist,couch nomad, ambling along learning through my mistakes. I have a beautiful wife, an awesome boyfriend, and two amazing children. I identify queer and pansexual. In other words people attract me more than what their gender is, and my gender is what I choose it to be at the time. He/his pronouns are fine with me most of the time, I don't particularity care what adjective is used for me though. I love tattoos and piercings. If you ask how many tattoos I have the answer you will get is "One, its just not finished yet" . *update I just tattooed my chin and sides of my head, pictures coming soon* I usually keep my hair either in a Mohawk or some variation of a traditional Mongolian or Chinese style. I am a member of the society for creative anachronism or SCA and within that The Great Dark Horde. I enjoy camping, brewing,spear fighting, and meeting new people.
What I’m doing with my life
Traveling, camping, eating, drinking, and being merry. Historical reenactment and pagan nature sanctuaries are but pieces of my happiness. I'm currently filing for disability, and daydreaming of winning the lottery so I can travel indefinitely and spend more money on sharp toys, leather and brewing supplies.
I’m really good at
brewing, fighting, drinking, dog and cat grooming, acting, amusing, loving, packing a trailer like I'm playing tetris, laughing, leather-work, sewing, macrame, listening, helping, teaching, learning, changing, being an asshole and getting thanked for it, etc. seriously, am a jack of all trades.
The first things people usually notice about me
My boisterous attitude and wild spirit will assault you first. That will be followed by my sardonic grin and challenging wit. Most of the clothing I wear comes from Thailand, China, Mongolia, or Tibet. My clothes are often as loud as my voice and personality. I'm covered in tattoos and have gauged ears, septum, and snake bite piercings. If I'm walking anywhere other than Austin people apparently stop to stare or break their necks to double take. I hardly notice but this holds vast amusement for my wife, or others traveling with me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books- Stranger in a Strange Land, Jitterbug Perfume, Secret History of the Mongols, Vinland Map and the Tartar Relation, Wheel of Time Series, Harry Potter, American Gods, Good Omens, The Invisibles, Robert Asprin's Myth series, Game of Thrones, the list goes on....

movies-Sweeney Todd, Repo, Doomsday, 300, Dark Knight, Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Donny Darko, Gladiator, Kingdom of Heaven,any Troma films(especially toxic avenger ones), b horror, dark future, and dystopian films also hold a dear spot in my heart....etc

Music- 80s goth, industrial, indie rock, Tuuvan throat singing, mongolian rock, punk, death metal, folk and filk, middle eastern, so yes I love most music.Exceptions: most country and rap give me a rash. Oh and...what's a Beiber?

food-i don't eat the food that food eats. In other words, I like my meat, a lot. In a perfect world I would hunt it myself. Sad truth is I'm a pathetic couching surfing shaman, thus my hunting and gathering is limited to the local H.E.B. My favorite foods are Thai, Chinese, Mexican and Greek. I love shellfish, but alas I have developed an allergy to it, so that's out now. if I ever decide to kill myself, I think I'll go to an all you can eat buffet and consume crab rangoon until i turn blue.
The six things I could never do without
My children
My Family-The Great Dark Horde
Novels-I read voraciously
Fantasy escapism
Intimacy
Good booze- well that's of the list now, depakote destroyed my liver.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it would be like to transition, and the strength to be yourself despite all odds. I don't want to be female, but being more feminine has a large appeal to me sometimes. Honestly, who doesn't look better with tits and wearing heels?I have a huge respect for my trans-gendered friends and the challenges they have faced.

When is capitalism going to end? Why don't more people live in tents? Mother Culture has destroyed us as a species and we need to get back to nature. (says the guy sitting in Dr Who underwear typing on his custom gaming desktop)

Why does it seem so hard to make friends as I get older?

 Life, the universe and everything. When are the dolphins going to say, "So long, and thanks for all the fish?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday nights have seemed to become weekday recovery time. Playing an mmorpg, watching netflix with the family, grilling out, or shooting darts. Also trying to get a Star Wars cosplay/saber combat group going. Saturday is usually the night on the town. Poly meetup at fuddruckers, drag show at Bout Time 2, whatever "seems fun at the time"!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Private? The only thing private in my world are bank passwords and horde business. Seriously, ask anything you want to know about me. I wont be offended. In fact Ive been accused as too open. See that guy running across the line; that guy next to him naked, screaming, and running backwards...yeah, that's me. Also if your easily offended, especially by blatant honesty without filters, don't ask me for my opinion. Full disclosure, I was diagnosed bipolar 1 last year and have had a series of agitated manic episodes that sent me impatient. Since then Ive gotten on new medication and am doing lots of group therapy. I have learned to love myself and accept responsibility for my mistakes without shame. I believe everyone should do group therapy at some point in their lives, it has been one of the most rewarding experiences I have ever had.
You should message me if
Female romantic interests:
-you are a bbw, ssbbw, curvy chick, etc
-you are polyamorous (TRIBAL)
-you accept that I separated and have no intention of being divorced. If our relationship becomes serious, you may be asked to meet, and even hang out with my wife and kids.

Male romantic interests:
-you are a somewhat androgynous bottom or switch.
-you accept that I'm separated (see above)
-you are polyamorous (TRIBAL)

I'm very attracted to transgender /queer /gender fluid people and have a great respect for the strength to live as you choose rather than how you were born or raised etc.

Everyone/friendship:
-you are queer, pagan, and poly friendly
-you are queer, pagan, or poly (bonus points for a triple play)
-you can hold your own in a stimulating conversation.
-you want to help me build a non judgmental light saber/Star Wars cosplay group.
-you enjoy the middle ages, reenactment, renfaires, or the SCA
-you have an intentional community
-you think I'm interesting
-you like discussing theology, but wont try to convert me
-you think my tribe and yours will get along!

Note-if you compartmentalize your life and don't live out loud we probably will have issues. If you need me to lie to your family or hide your lifestyle for you, I'm not interested in helping you keep or be your "dirty little secret" Wave your freak flag with me or stay over there.
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