I'd like to meet someone brilliant, adventurous, unique, imaginative, warm, sexual, interested in art, a woman who likes staying in and going out in equal measure. Someone who surprises me every now and then. I don't know what us nonbelievers are supposed to call a soul nowadays but whatever that is in secular terms, I'd like to have some deep connection with you on that level. If you're passionate--ah... there's really no way to talk about this sincerely without sounding like everyone else because most of us want the same fundamental things, no matter how different we are--we want to find someone who feels right for us--whether it's for a night, a year, or a life.
I think this is the point where I say "a child's tears" or a warm puppy or world peace--but I do without those things all the time.
The occasional transcendent experience (art, a drive through the desert),
Refuge from humidity
Dating sites, apparently
Having the freedom to list more than six things.
Oh, and my pen name is J.D. Salinger.