Hi guys, I have tried a few times to write this. I have gone for a long profile before and realised I sounded like pretentious butt hole. Then I for a minimal profile and that never seemed enough, so here goes once more.
I am a big dork and a smart ass. I love my friends and my family.
I have a dry sense of humour; with hints of sarcasm, pedantry, references, a gentlemen's wit, and sometimes some very dark undertones, depending on mood. The exact recipe is a trade secret, but it produces a heady brew that is pleasing on the senses. I am also thoughtful and pragmatic, and also quite knowledgeable and well read (read semi eidetic memory for useless trivia).
I love to game and am looking for someone to join me in adventures in hiking, gaming, and enjoying the great outdoors. I am an introvert but also want a player 2 to call my own. Must love hugs, making out, and silliness. Lag latency must be under 50ms. Also looking for someone to curl up with and watch Netflix, Amazon, or DVDs with; maybe with a pizza as a third wheel. Gluttons happily should apply..
I am also alternative, even if not to look at, I love my metal music, and I am writing to this with You Tube blaring out acoustic versions of metal tunage. Total self confessed nerd with big cosplay ideas (worbla ideas and cardboard money, but not skint)
Might be a be a little odd but to quote RDJ “Oddness is just a side effect of awesome.”
Written from the heart so I apologise for the randomness..
I now do secret projects on a freelance basis for mystery clients
Making Tea! My tea is crazy good and its also something I cannot live without. I mostly drink Earl/Lady Grey or Green Tea, but there is normal tea or meantime as it known in this household.
Listening and giving you just the right thing you wanted to hear.
Currently reading? HPL (Rereading).
Currently eating? A Wall nut Whip
Currently drinking? Coke in a gold can.
Currently Listening? A Tested podcast
Currently Playing? Dishonoured
1) Sleep in a decent bed
3) Something to strive for
4) Something to believe in
5) Internet interface of some kind
6 and a half) Laughter (not cheating honest, ok I am totally cheating)
Or I could be next to the sea killing dinosaurs with a shotgun.
I have no Tattoos or Piercings.
You are not going to be a child and disappear after a few messages because we do not click. The same goes for dates, tell me I am an adult. I can handle rejection, you should be brave enough to tell me and not then ever answering another message. Be an adult. Sorry Just had a lot of this and I am kinda sick of it.
Also if you're someone who likes handsome, sweet, beardy men.
So if you want to see if there is a spark between us, then drop me a line!
PS. I do not have the paid version of this and OKC have fixed the mobile device bug, so it means I cannot see who the likes are without either a visit on my profile or a message. Cheers guys!