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My self-summary
TL;DR: Beard, Geek, Video Games, Board Games, Romance, Media References, Glasses, Nerd, Brat, Sass. CANNOT SEE LIKES. ANGLAIS.

Hi guys, I have tried a few times to write this. I have gone for a long profile before and realised I sounded like pretentious butt hole. Then I for a minimal profile and that never seemed enough, so here goes once more.

I am a big dork and a smart ass. I love my friends and my family.

I have a dry sense of humour; with hints of sarcasm, pedantry, references, a gentlemen's wit, and sometimes some very dark undertones, depending on mood. The exact recipe is a trade secret, but it produces a heady brew that is pleasing on the senses. I am also thoughtful and pragmatic, and also quite knowledgeable and well read (read semi eidetic memory for useless trivia).

I love to game and am looking for someone to join me in adventures in hiking, gaming, and enjoying the great outdoors. I am an introvert but also want a player 2 to call my own. Must love hugs, making out, and silliness. Lag latency must be under 50ms. Also looking for someone to curl up with and watch Netflix, Amazon, or DVDs with; maybe with a pizza as a third wheel. Gluttons happily should apply..

I am also alternative, even if not to look at, I love my metal music, and I am writing to this with You Tube blaring out acoustic versions of metal tunage. Total self confessed nerd with big cosplay ideas (worbla ideas and cardboard money, but not skint)
Might be a be a little odd but to quote RDJ “Oddness is just a side effect of awesome.”

Written from the heart so I apologise for the randomness..
What I’m doing with my life
I was working for the largest protected horticulture plants in the UK, supplying salad fruits (tomatoes, and the like, not fruit salad) to major supermarkets.

I now do secret projects on a freelance basis for mystery clients
I’m really good at
Gaming, seriously I was once at a friends playing the Witcher (made into a drinking game) and within about 20 seconds I had all the controls down. Never played it before!

Making Tea! My tea is crazy good and its also something I cannot live without. I mostly drink Earl/Lady Grey or Green Tea, but there is normal tea or meantime as it known in this household.

Listening and giving you just the right thing you wanted to hear.

Pub quizes
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd say the glasses and my blue eyes..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently watching? The Expanse

Currently reading? HPL (Rereading).

Currently eating? A Wall nut Whip

Currently drinking? Coke in a gold can.

Currently Listening? A Tested podcast

Currently Playing? Dishonoured
Six things I could never do without
Maslows triangle of need withstanding and the things like oxygen, etc taken as a given then:

1) Sleep in a decent bed
2) Tea
3) Something to strive for
4) Something to believe in
5) Internet interface of some kind
6) Snuggles
6 and a half) Laughter (not cheating honest, ok I am totally cheating)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff and things with doodles.
On a typical Friday night I am
No typical Friday night out for me. I am either having a good time with friends and playing pool (mostly online these days; the pool not the socialising), sat in having a quiet night in curled up with a book or my laptop.

Or I could be next to the sea killing dinosaurs with a shotgun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not one for clubs, if one wanted to shout to be heard, and mix drugs with water then I would go volunteer at an old peoples home.

I have no Tattoos or Piercings.
You should message me if
You are geeky, looking for someone to play xbox 360 with, another player at the games table or maybe even something more.

You are not going to be a child and disappear after a few messages because we do not click. The same goes for dates, tell me I am an adult. I can handle rejection, you should be brave enough to tell me and not then ever answering another message. Be an adult. Sorry Just had a lot of this and I am kinda sick of it.

Also if you're someone who likes handsome, sweet, beardy men.

So if you want to see if there is a spark between us, then drop me a line!

PS. I do not have the paid version of this and OKC have fixed the mobile device bug, so it means I cannot see who the likes are without either a visit on my profile or a message. Cheers guys!
The two of us