So I am tasked with describing myself here. Well, here we go...
For an idea of what I find funny, search YouTube for Sebastian Maniscalco, Bill Burr or Don Hertzfeldt. I regularly read Cyanide & Happiness and The Oatmeal and I love Hyperbole and a Half (these are all web comics).
Most of the time I dress for comfort -- think t-shirt, jeans and flip flops. But sometimes I like to dress up all fancy-like and go out.
My latest geographic obsession is the Pacific Northwest. (Not for the hipsters but for the scenery.)
I'm also obsessed with NIN and a big Family Guy and American Dad! fan.
Also, I curse a lot. So if you want a prim and proper lady, it's probably not gonna work out. (I should add that I don't curse in front of kids and at dinner parties and all that.)
FYI - I'm not a workout nut, and I don't play sports. However, I will go to a Mavs game and hit the blow up sticks together like a mad woman.
One last thing -- I have five tattoos. They aren't visible when I have clothes on. Just a head's up.
I'm also a pro at making too much pasta, not finishing it, saving it in the fridge out of guilt (knowing deep down I won't eat it) and finally feeding it to the dog.
I really love watching good stand-up comedy. Bill Burr, Patton Oswalt, Louis CK and Sebastian Maniscalco are some favorites. A night at a comedy club is a great date.
As far as TV goes, I'm in the middle of 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation, and I watch some reality competition shows (Ink Master, Top Chef, Project Runway), Family Guy and American Dad! Hulu+ and Netflix are awesome. I don't have cable TV.
I love Chipotle burritos more than anyone should love burritos.
3. Excedrin Migraine
4. Air conditioning
6. Daily showers
Reasons I won't message you back:
- You call me a pet name
- Your message is one sentence long
- You make creepy comments about my looks (one basic comment is fine, but computer cat-calling is gross)
- You are looking to make a friend (sorry, I'm here for a partner)
- You live far away