34 Denton, United States
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My self-summary
Hello, dating comrades.

So I am tasked with describing myself here. Well, here we go...

For an idea of what I find funny, search YouTube for Sebastian Maniscalco, Bill Burr or Don Hertzfeldt. I regularly read Cyanide & Happiness and The Oatmeal and I love Hyperbole and a Half (these are all web comics).

Most of the time I dress for comfort -- think t-shirt, jeans and flip flops. But sometimes I like to dress up all fancy-like and go out.

My latest geographic obsession is the Pacific Northwest. (Not for the hipsters but for the scenery.)

I'm also obsessed with NIN and a big Family Guy and American Dad! fan.

Also, I curse a lot. So if you want a prim and proper lady, it's probably not gonna work out. (I should add that I don't curse in front of kids and at dinner parties and all that.)

FYI - I'm not a workout nut, and I don't play sports. However, I will go to a Mavs game and hit the blow up sticks together like a mad woman.

One last thing -- I have five tattoos. They aren't visible when I have clothes on. Just a head's up.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a copywriter and proofreader by day and a comic by night. I perform with an improv troupe at a local comedy club. We have lots of fun and try not to hurt ourselves on stage. I also perform stand up at open mics when I have the chance.
I’m really good at
I make some really great potatoes. They are called Jane's Famous Potatoes.

I'm also a pro at making too much pasta, not finishing it, saving it in the fridge out of guilt (knowing deep down I won't eat it) and finally feeding it to the dog.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look like a quiet, mousey librarian. And then I open my mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like non-fiction the most, especially humor and autobiographies.

I really love watching good stand-up comedy. Bill Burr, Patton Oswalt, Louis CK and Sebastian Maniscalco are some favorites. A night at a comedy club is a great date.

As far as TV goes, I'm in the middle of 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation, and I watch some reality competition shows (Ink Master, Top Chef, Project Runway), Family Guy and American Dad! Hulu+ and Netflix are awesome. I don't have cable TV.

I love Chipotle burritos more than anyone should love burritos.
The six things I could never do without
1. Glasses (seriously, do not touch my glasses)
2. iPhone
3. Excedrin Migraine
4. Air conditioning
5. Blistex
6. Daily showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is this an appropriate time to take a nap?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either hanging out at home or out with a friend getting coffee or something to eat. I'm not into the bar/club scene, so something quiet with a few friends/significant other is more my style.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear a bite guard at night. It makes me talk funny.
You should message me if
You are a non-smoker, about 30-40 years old (give or take a couple years) and not religious.

Reasons I won't message you back:
- You call me a pet name
- Your message is one sentence long
- You make creepy comments about my looks (one basic comment is fine, but computer cat-calling is gross)
- You are looking to make a friend (sorry, I'm here for a partner)
- You live far away