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My self-summary
I'm an open book, but it's one of those choose-your-own-adventure books.

I think the songs you choose at karaoke are a defining quality.

I don't think cilantro tastes like soap, but I see what those people are saying.
What I’m doing with my life
My job title is business reporter but really it's just professional Twitter.
I’m really good at
Eating ice cream.
The first things people usually notice about me
I usually shake hands at first. You gotta earn hugs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Partial to Kurt Vonnegut but I think variety is the spice of life.

Movies: My best picture pick for this year is Spotlight, followed closely by The Big Short.

TV: Arrested Development, The Office, Game of Thrones, Parks and Rec, Extras, Futurama, Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Louie, The Wire, Band of Brothers, The Wonder Years, Veep, Silicon Valley, etc.

Music: If it sounds good live, I'm into it.

Food: Everything. Try me.
Six things I could never do without
-- Headphones
-- Coffee
-- Summer days
-- Seamless
-- YouTube
-- Happy hours
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I want a dog. What my life would be like if I never left Texas. What my dad was like at my age. Where I left my favorite hat. How much of life is determined by luck.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a dive bar, arguing about what to put on the jukebox.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wrote a mad libs book.
You should message me if
This is your spirit animal - http://i.imgur.com/0lSBJdG.gif
The two of us