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My self-summary
I was born a poor black child in--wait, no. An entire self summary is hard. How do I not sound pretentious? I like to think I'm pretty friendly, but I am really sarcastic. I don't take life seriously, and I can turn anything into a joke, regardless of how inappropriate that joke may be. A swingset fell on my toe once and I got a really cool scar there. I thoroughly enjoy awkward situations. Also, I spent way too much time writing this profile so many words what was I thinking?
What I’m doing with my life
I have a job working as an electrical engineer on ship control systems, that is based right outside New Orleans. It is a really cool company, they are Norwegian! So I will do that for awhile, because it is a fun job with nice people that pays well. But eventually I will make my way to either Colorado or California. I want to live in mountains. That is where I am trying to steer my life. Or maybe live in a volcano, and be in charge of some super secret plot to steal all of the world's happy thoughts and sell them back to fund my goal of bringing back dinosaurs. One of those two things.
I’m really good at
Pretty much most things. Modesty. Sarcasm. Cooking. Conversation. Making people happy. Spouting random knowledge. Keeping a straight face when people try to make me laugh. Making simple things very complicated for fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a young white male with blonde hair and blue eyes, approximately 5'10", average build, usually wearing clothes when in public.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Tolkein, Ender's Game, nonfiction, whatever people suggest. I should put some classic literature here to make myself seem all cultured and stuff.

Movies: The Matrix, Star Wars, pretty much anything by Tarantino or Kubrick, Fight Club (and most things from Fincher), Anchorman. A lot really. And of course the greatest piece of American cinema, Pootie Tang.

Shows: I won't list them all - Firefly, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Game of Thrones, The Wire, BSG, The Walking Dead, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Lost, Community, Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development and quite a few others. This list is constantly changing. It is what I do when I am bored. I watch football too, I think that falls under this category?

Music: Tool is my favorite band by far, and Symphony X is a close second. Russel Allen has the voice of a god. Adrenaline Mob, Dream Theater, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Opeth. Classic rock and prog mostly. Five Finger Death Punch is really good too.

Food: I moved back to Louisiana partly for the food. Can't beat cajun food. But I am really not picky with food. The only thing I don't like is a tomato on a sandwich. And I lied two sentences ago, you can beat cajun food. With steak.

And I do play video games too. Lately not as much because I have been busy. But the Zelda series is my favorite game series. And then anything made by Valve on PC. Message me if you want my Steam name.
Six things I could never do without
1: The internet.
2: My phone (mainly for the point above).
3: My cat (don't judge me).
4: Friends and stuff I guess.
5: Food and water, or else I would be dead.
6: I feel like I should say some cliche like sunshine or family or something like that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Universe in general. How it works and what all could be out there. Space is unfathomably big, and when you try to put numbers to it things just stop making sense. Everything is possible, and mathematically everything is already happening somewhere. Just the sheer size of it and how tiny we are; completely fascinating to me.

And let's just be honest here: boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting on my couch watching movies or TV shows. Or going out to new restaurants. I like to have people over to cook and just hang out. I guess I go to bars sometimes, when my coworkers do, but I am not a big drinker, so I make it a game to find the girliest non-alcoholic drink possible, to make people judge me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't put the MOST private thing here. You would need to ask for that. But...I use girl shampoo.
You should message me if
You are awesome. Or if you actually read all of that.
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