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My self-summary
If you send me a quick match, I won't get it, because I won't pay for this site. Send me a message, that's preferably more than "hey there," although, that might work.

That being said...I'm not an axe-murderer...please be same.

Now, since we have that established...

A multi-dimensional personality can't be captured in the one-dinensional world of online profiles and texting. That being said, I'm a friendly, an extremely-extroverted introvert, playful, sincere, funny, honest, loyal, open-minded, tolerant, kind and quietly confident. I was well-raised and I'm very close with my family. I love music that doesn't suck and love hearing a great guitar player or vocalist. I'm a shutter bug, enjoy the arts, have dabbled in Yoga and want to get more into it. I've been fortunate enough to enjoy some very unique experiences in my life. I love to cook and I'm a total foodie. I WON'T fart in front of you and I WILL open doors for you. Chivalry is NOT dead.

My favorite thing to do is laugh and I fully admit that I can be a smartass and I appreciate the same. My humor is smart, witty, dry, sometimes absurd and goofy. I can be a bit of a dork and try not to take myself too seriously. A lady with proper use of the F-word is a plus.

I'm looking for someone that enjoys the South Austin lifestyle as much as I do...the SoCo district, South Lamar, cold beer on patios with friends, people-watching, tacos, BBQ, new restaurants, food trucks, backyard parties, live music and anything involving outdoors/water (toobing is my fav).
What I’m doing with my life
At the top of my bucket list, is swimming with humpback whales in Tonga.
I’m really good at
Lots of things... Homonyms, humming, tying my shoes, sleeping, touching my tongue to the end of my nose, getting my underwear on correctly, thumb wars, eating tacos, being Unky J, folding paper, parallel parking, making snow angels (see profile pics), parting my hair, wiggling my ears, lowering the toilet seat, spinning in my office chair, getting peanut butter off the roof of my mouth, right-clicking a computer mouse (still working on the left-click)...did I mention humming? This is not an exhaustive list, though.
The first things people usually notice about me
From what I've been told, my eyes, smile, my voice, or that I don't look my age (whatever that means). I've also been told a few times "you're more cute in person." *shrug*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't have the attention span to read a book and movies aren't my fave, but there are many movies that I like. For awhile, I was into biographies about dead musicians. "Love, Janis (Joplin)" was my favorite, written by her sister.

TV: football, Modern Family, Happy Endings, Cougar Town, news, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Cooking Channel and Food Network.

My favorite is rock, but I'm into many kinds of music, from Beethoven to Rob Zombie and anything in between. Im pretty much a fan of most genres...love the blues, old-school jazz, reggae, big band, country (not including pop country), Texas Country, punk, 80's, rockabilly, punkabilliy, western swing, grunge, hair metal... You get the idea... I just DIG music! The only genres I don't like is the hip-hop, speed/death metal, rap and 39 of the top 40. Led Zep is my all-time favorite. My favorite from this era is the Foo Fighters.
Six things I could never do without
1) my family and friends
2) laughter
3) music, my guitar or singing
4) tacos...can't forget tacos!
5) football
6) smart people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All kinds of things. I'm a bit of a day dreamer, unless something has my attention otherwise.
On a typical Friday night I am
There's really no telling...it wouldn't be unheard of if stayed home, cooked a big meal and relaxed. If I go out, it would be to hang at a friend's house, a dive bar or someplace in the SoCo/South Lamar areas. The least likely place you'll find me is downtown.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that I'll tell you the most private thing I'm willing to admit. As I get to know you, the more of an open book I am.
You should message me if
You're tired of meeting assholes, and you're not a flake. BTW, I don't like texting/messaging a conversation, it's so impersonal, but I'll do it at first :)
The two of us