What's the guy equivalent of a cat lady, but with dogs? Pretty sure I'm that.
Very curious by nature and still easily awed and fascinated by things I see daily (not like "ooooh, shiny," but "that's a neat storm cloud.").
I can be pretty funny, too (although this comes out more naturally for me in person than through writing). My sense of humor can be pretty irreverent (and occasionally tasteless) but always meant in good fun; think Sarah Silverman and Steve Martin's character from The Jerk having a baby and then throwing it out in a dumpster.
The good guys