I'm a simple man who enjoys simple things, like when an onion ring sneaks into my french fries.
If you like Heavy Metal and casino buffets then I may be the man for you!
I like rock n' roll songs about space.
I like calling musical groups "outfits."
I'm a big guy scruffy and sincere with an obscure and darkly idiotic sense of humor. I am a stand-up comedian who still has a day job but I hope to get to a point where I can quit the job and pay my bills with comedy. My favorite topic to joke about is myself and the absurd way that I relate to the world.
I like to cook. I used to be a cook in restaurants so when it comes to the kitchen, I know my shit. Let me cook you a steak or what ever dish you prefer. I am a reader, a lover of film in most of its forms. I watch little tv because I am out a good amount of time but I do watch it. I am totally not one of those kill your television types. I have little care for how much tv you may or may not watch.
Anyway I am fun, funny, social, well-traveled(travel is something I love and wish I could afford more often), generous, friendly, and willing to get to know anyone.
I enjoy shopping in ethnic markets and exotic soft-drinks from far-away lands.
The Wild Bunch, Blade Runner, Repo Man, RoboCop, Reservoir Dogs, Jaws, The Last Detail, Being There, The Last Picture Show, Conan The Barbarian, Planet of The Apes, old noir, westerns, b-movies, exploitation trash, The Warriors, Sergio Leone, Kurosawa, Peckinpah, John Ford, Anthony Mann, Sam Fuller, many more.
Game of Thrones, The Wire, The Sopranos, Deadwood, Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Community, Louie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, The Venture Brothers. Top Chef. No Reservations, Globe Trekker. Many cooking shows.
Most food. I'm an adventurous eater. Always a sucker for good Mexican, Pho, a cheeseburger, or quality sandwich. I am also terribly in love with the cuisine of Eastern Europe, Spain, France, or Italy. I love sea food, sushi, and I would move Earth for Belgian frites.
Spaghetti carbonara is a go to comfort food and I am always trying to perfect my reciepe.
Music: Heavy Metal, black metal, doom metal, glam metal, death metal, stoner metal, thrash metal, black thrash, black death, power metal, NWOBHM, I think you get it. Also punk, power pop, classic country and jazz. Just ask. If it is quality I probably dig it. Punk, post-punk, Memphis soul, Motown, power-pop. My listening tastes are not exclusive to any one genre unless that genre is "good music."
Or if you want to, I ain't the boss of you.