30Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a goofy guy. I try not to take things too seriously and am always making a sarcastic comment...usually at inappropriate times, but having fun doing it!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a realtor,so if I can't woo you on here, I can still sell you a house. I'm proud to say, I'm nothing like the guys you see on benches and billboards.

Just started working on my first real estate flip.

I walk a lot! I'll probably leave an hour early to meet friends somewhere just so I can walk there.
I’m really good at
I like to try my hand at a lot of new things, but I don't think I have mastered many.

I'm fantastic at grilling and cooking in general. I like to cook for people, what do you want to eat?
The first things people usually notice about me
I am very expressive with my face. It get comments on my faces a lot. I can't take a photo without making a face (profile pictures are proof). I have been told by many random strangers that I look like Will Forte.

How doofy I look riding my scooter around town.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Most of the books I read are either biographies or historical accounts, I'm not a huge fan of fiction, except a handful like Ready Player One and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

I mostly listen to alt. rock, some folk rock, electronica. Love the classics. Lumineers, Ok Go and Guster are some of my favorite bands.

TV involves a lot of Netflix...I work at home all day so I'm either re-streaming something I have seen, or watching CNN.
Six things I could never do without
My scooter, smartphone, Chipotle, running shoes, and I guess family and friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my competition is like on this website. There seems to be a lot of guys with their shirts off taking selfies according to every girls profile ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hmm, I don't drink much anymore, so the idea of sitting at a bar isn't really appealing. Let's do something else fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can French braid hair.

Spiders freak me out. I'm like a little child when I see one.

I may be the worst dancer. It's similar to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv7Ts4v5_Bs
You should message me if
You are Abbi or Ilana from Broad City. Those girls are awesome!

Or, if you aren't them, that's ok, message me anyway!
The two of us