30 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a goofy guy. I try not to take things too seriously and am always making a sarcastic comment...usually at inappropriate times, but having fun doing it!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a realtor,so if I can't woo you on here, I can still sell you a house. I'm proud to say, I'm nothing like the guys you see on benches and billboards.

Just started working on my first real estate flip.

I walk a lot! I'll probably leave an hour early to meet friends somewhere just so I can walk there.
I’m really good at
I like to try my hand at a lot of new things, but I don't think I have mastered many.

I'm fantastic at grilling and cooking in general. I like to cook for people, what do you want to eat?
The first things people usually notice about me
I am very expressive with my face. It get comments on my faces a lot. I can't take a photo without making a face (profile pictures are proof). I have been told by many random strangers that I look like Will Forte.

How doofy I look riding my scooter around town.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Most of the books I read are either biographies or historical accounts, I'm not a huge fan of fiction.

I mostly listen to alt. rock, some folk rock, electronica. Love the classics. Lumineers, Ok Go and Guster are some of my favorite bands.

TV involves a lot of Netflix...I work at home all day so I'm either re-streaming something I have seen, or watching CNN.
The six things I could never do without
My scooter, smartphone, Chipotle, running shoes, and I guess family and friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my competition is like on this website. There seems to be a lot of guys with their shirts off taking selfies according to every girls profile ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hmm, I don't drink much anymore, so the idea of sitting at a bar isn't really appealing. Let's do something else fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Spiders freak me out. I'm like a little child when I see one.

I may be the worst dancer. It's similar to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv7Ts4v5_Bs

I might be a bit of a comic book nerd...But I swear I'm normal...ish.
You should message me if
You are Abbi or Ilana from Broad City. Those girls are awesome!

Or, if you aren't them, that's ok, message me anyway!