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My self-summary
I have decided to revamp my profile. For context today is May 6, 2014.

My name is Jayme. I am currently single and enjoy the freedom that comes from open relationships and casual encounters. I also enjoy the security that comes from having people around all the time. I am epileptic and have a few other health conditions that make being alone kind of scary, while at the same time I am an independent person.

I love living in Oregon. I love the sound of the wind in the trees, the smell after a fresh rain, overcast days, and the fact that you can always see a hill or a mountain in the horizon. Don't get me wrong I love to travel too and would love to live a portion of my life in another country, but Oregon is and will always be "home".

I have a pretty dirty mind, which probably stems from the fact that I have 3 older brothers. I laugh at raunchy jokes then memorize them so that I can retell them. I make the best and worst "that's what she said" jokes.

I consider myself to be a fairly honest person. I rarely lie, mostly because I don't see the point in it. Life is just easier when you tell the truth. I have a very good memory when it comes to most things but I am atrocious when it comes to pop culture. Since I started having seizures my memory has gotten a bit worse, but still appears to be far above average. Who knows what the future holds for that. : /
What I’m doing with my life
I am on disability for a few of my medical conditions that make it unsafe to work. I spend a lot of time participating in a couple of boffing aka LARPing groups. For those of you who don't know, this means three times a week I get dressed up like the nerd I am, grab the foam covered beating sticks I have, and go beat the crap out of other nerds who are incidentally trying to do the same to me. There's much more to it than that of course, but that's the basics.

Other then being a complete nerd, I spend a lot of time with friends. I don't drink but I still enjoy bars. I love people watching and meeting people. I'm just living... Waiting for what comes next.
I’m really good at
Observation. Memory. Honesty. These three things in combination as strong suits make me one of the most trustworthy people you will meet and I'm not even trying.

Getting free clothes
Finding money for cigarettes
Shooting guns
Braiding hair
Back and foot and face massages
Eye tricks (ask me)
Taking pain like a champ
Animal calls
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my attire. I spend almost half the week running around town in garb. Dressed to fight, in the best thrift store throw together I can do to resemble 16th century garb and math my fighting company. This might include a corset or jesters cap.

After that, I get a lot of comments on piercings, eyes, and ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I think my favorite author is Terry Pratchett. As far as music goes I like a fairly large variety. I don't like country and I don't like very much rap, other then that there is something in about every genre that I like. I'm not really big on T.V. anymore, but I follow walking dead and game of thrones. Raising Hope and Big Bang Theory I watch too, but mostly it's movies. I'm a pretty picky eater but it's not because I don't like a lot of food's it's mostly medical. I really like pastas and pizza. I LOVE ice cream. I like chicken in pretty much any form.
Six things I could never do without
Ice cream
Human interaction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This section is going to be a work in progress comprised of random thoughts added as I think them. To start I will list a few topics that frequent my endless thought process.

Zombies. Specifically zombie survival and at which point suicide would be favorable.

Death. How I am going to die. How you are going to die. What I am going to accomplish before I die. When I am going to die. What if anything happens after death.

Suicide. I don't want to kill myself but my brain can't help but linger on the topic. Scenarios in which it would be acceptable, i.e. Terminal illness or zombie apocalypse. Also methods one might use to effectively commit the act while preserving the body for others to use.

People. Their interactions and perceptions and how they differ from person to person. I love to people watch and am fairly observant. I like to say I read minds but all it really is is reading body language and acting on what I see.

Children. How I would raise them. What I would change when I got pregnant. What I would change when I gave birth. What kind of involvement various people, myself included will have in their life. This all coming from someone who doesn't want kids.

Suffering. Why it is necessary. How my suffering compares to yours. If they ever really could be compared. The growth that comes from vast quantities of suffering. How emotional and physical suffering compare within a person. The joy of relief that would never be felt without suffering.
On a typical Friday night I am
Nothing has been very typical for me lately. I kinda just go with the flow. Life is in a shift right now. Ill get back too this one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I snort when laughing. Can't help it. People tell me it's cute but I just think that's silly!

Also I am a pretty epic belcher. Gimme a soda and I'll show ya.
You should message me if
I am sick and tired of people who have nothing to say to me about anything but my appearance. If you message me I want 20 word minimum and comments on attractiveness should be kept to a minimum, at least online. I am mostly on this site because I have difficulties meeting girls and couples I am attracted to but I won't necessarily turn away all single guys. Just most. Message if you want to. Ill reply if I want to. Isn't that how this works?
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