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My self-summary
What I’m doing with my life
I work in strategy consulting and public relations, and I am also working toward becoming a yoga instructor.
I’m really good at
Yoga. Deadlines. Making people smile. Judging YouTube videos.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dimples.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: What is reading?

Movies: Anything scary or funny. Or with a lot of explosions. No romantic comedies. Unless I'm crying under my desk with candy and stolen wine.

Shows: Doctor Who, HIMYM, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, New Girl, Archer, Game of Thrones, The League.

Music: Radiohead, Santigold, Regina Spektor, A Tribe Called Quest, Amy Winehouse, Cake, The Black Keys...kind of touches on all the genres.

Food: Everything. I'm a vegetarian but I count bacon as a vegetable.
Six things I could never do without
Food. All the food.

A good wheat beer.

Good music.


My best friends.

Let's be honest. My iPhone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Euphemisms. Ways to insult my best friend. That hamster milking boner squeezer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out and about. Finding new dive bars.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There are ten videos on my computer of me singing Disney songs.
You should message me if
You have one or more means of putting a sloth in my arms. That is not a euphemism.
The two of us