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My self-summary
Since graduating from ASU with a vague pre-law degree, I worked the land in Sweden, made a movie about a man with a plastic bag for a head (I know), bought art, and found myself selling expensive technology at a fruit stand. Currently looking for something new.

I find great pleasure in the following:
Not breaking eye-contact.
Curating mixtapes.
Being funny; but, like, knowing when to cool it, too.
Shoveling chicken dung, painting barns, clearing land, bailing hay, herding cattle, etc...
Wearing nice socks. Again, without over-doing it.
Having zero expectations.
Not allowing my inexplicable superstitions dictate my diet and sleeping patterns (seriously).

Message me if you want to know more. Or if you want to chat about pillow arrangements and their place in contemporary furniture. Or we could talk about what you listen to while writing dating profiles. Whatever. I'm open.
What I’m doing with my life
Ever seen the movie Journey to the George of the Jungle? I'm basically Brendan Frasier from that movie.
I’m really good at
Consolidating and synthesizing scholarly articles to later be presented in keynote addresses. Oh wait I'm not in school anymore so nothing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My flashy attire and otherwise dapper demeanor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh man...
Books: Infinite Jest, The Iliad, The Snow Leopard, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, 1984, Les Miserables, Survivor, Strunk & White

Movies: Rushmore, Rosemary's Baby, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction (whatever), The Matrix, SpringBreakers, 25th Hour, Encounters at the End of the World, Punch-Drunk Love, Sherman's Match

Shows: Arrested Development, Twin Peaks, Freaks and Geeks, early Simpsons, The Wire, Summer Heights High, Game of Thrones

Music: a lot of modern rap, ex) Kendrick Lamar, Danny Brown, Schoolboy Q, Chance the Rapper, Travi$ Scott... Arcade Fire, early Weezer, surf rock, Dom, Mazzy Star, Kynan, and KANYE WEST
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I'll forget later. Sandwich combinations. Universal justice. Ways to better optimize my time, without sacrificing my tremendous opportunities for leisure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to trick my friends into hanging out with me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know how to make a .gif
You should message me if
... you want to get trippy and listen to 2pac.

... your purchased novelty songs have a strong presence in your iTunes music collection.

... u ambytiouz