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My self-summary
Cynical, curious, and creative.
As summer ended, I thought, finally no more boys in tanks. Then it happened. Boys in trendy scarves and hats. Disappointment ensued.
What I’m doing with my life
In the words of Wyclef, "We Just Tryin' To Stay Alive". The answer to this question is the question.
I’m really good at
Things, and stuff, and more things and stuff. Writing online profiles doesn't fall into either category, apparently.
I like arguing a lot. I also am really good at being obnoxious, like the little brother you never wanted.
I'm snarky and I like to make fun of people. I'm not mean, just honest.
The first things people usually notice about me
It's hard to say...devilish good looks? I'm not sure. But I will be certain to ask around. Probably that I never stop...anything. I'm always doing something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Great Gatsby, The Hunger Games, Wicked, Bossypants, any Sedaris' or Burrough's novel, Push, any biography related to musicians or political figures...

Movies: Home Alone, Moulin Rouge, Spellbound, Dark Days, Life as a House, The Wizard of Oz, Teeth, Jawbreaker, Waitress, Almost Famous, Sleepers, ET, Requiem for a Dream, Romeo and Juliet, Clueless, The Birds, Child's Play, Nightmare Before Christmas, Chocolat, Boys Don't Cry, The Never Ending Story, Fight Club, Memento, American Beauty, WALL-E, Pan's Labyrinth, Fargo, Kill Bill, The Graduate, Mystic River...

Music: Jack's Mannequin, The Killers, The Rolling Stones, Madonna, Jewel, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Judy Garland, The Gorillaz, Adele, Jay-Z, The Barenaked Ladies, Lisa Loeb, The Cure, Billy Joel, Elton John, Shiny Toy Guns, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Cold War Kids, Green Day, MGMT, The Pink Spiders, Elvis Costello, Heart, Prince, The Police, Alkaline Trio...

Shows: The Good Wife, Downton Abbey, Homeland, Happy Endings, Jeopardy, Project Runway, True Blood, Weeds, Dexter, Nurse Jackie, How I Met Your Mother, SATC, Bravo Reality...
Food: all...all...all...
The six things I could never do without
Honesty, Beer, Maxwell, Coffee, Salt, Roller coasters. And if I could pick seven, it would have to be hard boiled eggs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The least important things, being outside more often, how to make anything more productive, and what's next. I like to reinvent the wheel alot. I also find myself spending a great deal of energy deciding which dark, dirty Brooklyn bar to visit for an after work beer. Or how many good looking, gay, single, sane smokers are left in NY.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wishing that there were more than 2 seasons of Pushing Daisies, having a cold one with friends, or using my powers to move thing with my mind. But on a Saturday...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Token Gay Quality = Madonna.
And I'm pretty terrified of boys with "Gay Face"
You should message me if
You're Not Afraid Of The Dark.
Also, if the following does not apply to you:
* I have a super trendy haircut
* I regularly use "lol", "TGIF", "Sunday Funday"