Tall eccentric, decent-looking, never married/no kids, reclusive, fit, impractical, did I mention eccentric? How about reclusive?
Oh-- also. I'm completely free of contradictions. Complex, maybe, but as concentric and symmetrical as that Shri Yantra/mandala thing.
In objective measures:
Waist: 34", Inseam: 34", Neck: 16 1/2", Sleeve: 35"
Annual Income last 3 years mean: 25k/yr
Marrital Status: Single, never married
Blood Type: O-
Words typed/min: 73 WPM
Degrees: BS CIS, 2nd Dan Taekwondo
I am erudite, inscrutable, and ignominious
Tryin' to hold down a job and paying off my student loans.
Wasting my time online, hanging out with my nieces, Tae Kwon Do,
reading, writing, chatting, City of Heroes (an MMO), arguing
politics, writing poetry, and generally being a derelict.
That statistically, I should exist, but I'm never seen in public!
BOOKS (Nonfiction): Masks of God series by Joseph Campbell,
The Discoverers and The Explorers by Daniel Boorstein, Godel Escher
Bach, and the Minds I, by Douglas Hofstadter, A Sourcebook in
Chinese Philosophy by Wing-Tsit Chan, Lies my Teacher Told Me
(James Loewen), The Man who Mistook his Wife for a Hat (Oliver
Sacks), The Language Instinct & The Blank Slate, by Stephen
Pinker, Meeting the Shadow, edited Zweig & Abrams, The
Reenchantmemt of Everyday Life by Thomas Moore, Tao: Watercourse
Way, by Alan Watts.
(Fiction):Tales of Earthsea and original Earthsea trilogy (Ursula LeGuin), His Dark Materials Trilogy (Pullman), Ficciones (Borges), Parzifal (VonEschenbach), Magister Ludi (Herman Hesse), Dune Series (Frank Herbert), Watership Down (Adams), Diverse Paperbacks Unspeakable (Lovecraft), The Eternal Champion and The Warhound and the World's Pain (Moorcock), the Gormenghast trilogy (Mervyn Peake)
MOVIES: Strictly Ballroom, Run Lola Run, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Blade Runner, Brazil, Last Temptation of Christ, Pan's Labyrinth, Princess Mononoke, Hero, Tous Les Matins Du Monde, Aliens, Amadeus, Napoleon Dynamite, O Brother Where Art Thou, Ghost Dog, School of Rock, Enemy at the Gates, Whale Rider, American Beauty, Cool Hand Luke, Spirited Away, City of Lost Children, Shawshank Redemption, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, 2001.
MUSIC:Juno Reactor, Daft Punk, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Tom Waits, Brian Eno, Peter Gabriel, Paul Simon, Eurythmics, The Police, Queen, Led Zepplin, Journey, Heart, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Kansas, Dead can Dance.
Books. Caffeine. Imagination. Solitude. Writing. Self-deceptions.
1) are perfectly happy having nothing to do with alcohol, television, or "god,"
2) are reasonably ethical, sane, decent-looking, and smart, and
3) think you would find the sundry facets of my geekiness (see above) interesting enough to spend time with.
Hilarious true fact: I actually look better than my profile picture.