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My self-summary
I'm a nerd, though I am capable of turning it off as the situation warrants. I am also very bad at writing these things because I can never find the sweet spot of information and either say nothing or write a novel... Also, I use the ellipsis way too often

INTJ, if that's something relevant to you...

Once of my closest, oldest friends recently told me that my profile is rather dull and doesn't show off how awesome I am. So, keep in mind as you read this that I am, in fact, both EXCITING and AWESOME, objectively, she really cannot stress that enough.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to enjoy it, really... my life has a tendency to be remarkably similar to a sitcom and is pretty much the definition of Murphy's Law, so I'm learning to see the ridiculousness in it all.
I’m really good at
saying something unintentionally hilarious

feeling like I've done something terribly stupid, yet nobody else noticed.

feeling like nobody noticed something terribly stupid I did only to discover that everyone noticed

remembering things that no one else would ever need to know

forgetting things that are vitally important
The first things people usually notice about me
I reflect light in the visible spectrum
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Princess Bride, Good Omens

Movies: The Princess Bride, Star Wars, Tron, The Rocketeer, Anything Pixar, most things Disney, The Avengers and all the related movies, Superman (1978)

Shows: Doctor Who, Venture Bros, Star Trek, MST3K, Anything Muppet related, The Flash

Music: Weird Al, showtunes, most music up until 2003 or so

Food: Barbeque, Thai, Vietnamese, ramen... noodle dishes, it would seem
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order...
1. Comics/nerdy things
2. Friends
3. bad puns
4. the internet
5. Movies
6. food, water & oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what to write, what to say, should I have said that? no I probably shouldn't have said that... but I already DID say that... damage report! how do I fix this mess? how did I get INTO this mess?

my brain isn't always on my side, it would seem
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out what I am going to do that Friday night

Going to one of the many burlesque shows going on, I've recently become close to a good number of the people involved in it and it's become my go to social crowd... I live a weird life
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I honestly don't like the expression "partner in crime" unless you are literally referring to the person with whom you routinely break the law. I just find it... unimaginative

Also, it bothers me when people misread this question. It is, in no way, asking you to divulge some deep, hidden secret of your life. Look at my answer... it's not really "private" but it's what I'm willing to admit. This is the place to have fun. Write literally anything here... "I don't like ducks, they interfere with my ability to curse in texts" it doesn't matter what you write here, be silly, be honest or leave it blank

(Not sure if this section is still on new profiles, but I still see it pretty often)
You should message me if
You're funny. If you'd like to talk. If you'd like to go out. If you think I might be fun to spend time with. If you'd like to share in my nerdy pursutes and include me in yours...
The two of us