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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Jake. The username reads J 'Eh?' k. Sometimes I can be a bit crafty. I struggle to get along with humans.

New: Now accepting American applications to escape the Donald! Ever wanted to live in Canada? Now you can, with me! Don't wait or you'll end up on the wrong side of the wall! Muahaha.

I'm one of those neckbeards that still hangs out on freenode like it's 1999. DO JOIN ME. I'm in most the Android related channels answering people's questions, mainly Linux kernel & Android recovery related ones.
*heavy mouth breathing*
The nick's jcadduono.

I'm secretly cool though. Don't question it.

The puppy in my pictures is Katie. I am indeed guilty of calling her Princess Kate. She's a purebred tricolour Basenji, the only one in 1000 miles! She's my baby and comes everywhere with me. :)

Sorry if I liked your profile and whatever despite being 5000 miles away. Let's be realistic here. I'm more likely to travel 5000 miles than I am to meet someone nearby. lol.

Note to self: dude, stop using miles, you're Canadian!

INFP personality type, attempting ENFP life. I am open-minded enough to not care what kind of personality you have, I just want to feel loved. :')

I know exactly what I want in life... Unlimited tacos.

I have pet rats! Oberyn and Bear. They like to cuddle just as much as I do. I need to get pictures of them sometime.

I guess I don't have many friends, so if you're looking for someone that can bring you out to parties and such, I'm definitely not that guy. However, if you like 2 person parties I am certainly that guy! :P

I'm cool.
Believe me.
What I’m doing with my life
I manage a campground. A large one at that. I suppose I need to survive and fit in somehow?

Studying humans, searching for a weakness. One day I'll take over the world.
I GitHub. Software development is cool, okay.

Work, sleep, work, sleep, etc. Winter? Hibernation.
I really dislike when my campers shoot bears, they're practically my brethren.

I (once again) play World of Warcraft. It sucks because I have like 300-500 ms latency. I'm a blood elf discipline priest right now. The racial is too good to pass up, okay. Many buffs come 7.2.5!
I’m really good at
Uhh I repair a lot of electronics and toys for the kids at my camp. It makes them happy and it's a fun hobby for me!
Fixed about 16 or so phones and 5 toy guns to date, haha.

I am a computer programmer in my spare time. If I could have any job in the world I would pick high school computer science teacher. Unfortunately I'm socially awkward and kind of unwilling to follow board of education guidelines.

I would say I'm pretty good at World of Warcraft, the raiding part at least. I don't find it very fun anymore though. I'd prefer to do things together in person. But hey, we can make it a LAN party and have the best of both worlds, am I right? ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
Dude, where's your pants?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I dunno, whatever is on the radio I'll go ahead and download it off if I like it. (bring it on RIAA, ok they obviously brought it on RIP, get off my profile RIAA!)
Some of everything, mainly classic rock and electronic. I like music with catchy rhythm and unusual sound effects that give a nice 3 dimensional field of dynamic volume and separated instruments. Note to self: Insert more nonsensical nerdy shit here later.
Canadian Rock is where it's at. Big Wreck is my favourite band.

Favourite song: Jefferson Airplane [Surrealistic Pillow] #10. White Rabbit

As for TV shows I'm addicted to Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, and Supernatural....and maybe 20 other ones...

Salmon Avocado Sushi Rolls. Yaaaaar.
Six things I could never do without
Coffee Crisp Chocolate Milk.
^^ ok maybe I can do without that but it's sooooooo good.
My ridiculously expensive studio monitoring headphone setup
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many times can you say "Oh God" before you're no longer an athiest?

Writing a better profile. :|
On a typical Friday night I am
Making breakfast!

Browsing this site.

Playing with my rats and my puppy Katie. They play together too.

Playing with the kids at my campground. They're a lot easier to get along with than the drunk adults, lol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Had this profile on here a few years now...

One time, I got so into scrolling through high matches that I forgot to breathe and almost passed out, but instead went into a coughing fit.

ALRIGHT. I'm gonna start saving up to use one of those Russian mail order bride sites. Clearly there's a lack of interest in me on OkCupid. :p
You should message me if
You're a single pringle, not an incognito dorito!

I'm appealing to your appetite?

You're not gonna date me and wish I was some hot surfer dude with abs and spend 80 years regretting me.

On second thought, I'm cool with that, message me anyway.
The two of us