JellyOnThePlate
29Barry, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Matthew. A 29 year old human male, and my favourite colour is blue.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently occupying my time on this earth by working at my local Ty Hafan and volunteering at a Blind Club. My main duties involve drinking tea and calling Bingo, I know it's not necessary to do so at Ty Hafan, but I think it adds something to the customer service experience.

I'm also a member of a local Book Club, and an Indoor Bowls Club associated with said Blind Club. Indoor Bowling is a bit like chess, only instead of a chessboard it's played on a carpet, and instead of chess pieces there's heavy balls, and instead of getting a checkmate you have to roll the heavy balls close to a smaller white ball. I forgot where I'm going with this.
I’m really good at
Drinkin' tea and takin' naps.
The first things people usually notice about me
I would make a handy portable coaster.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
To Kill A Mockingbird is my favourite book of all time, followed closely by Where's Wally In Hollywood. (So much suspense!)

I currently watch shows on Youtube and Netflix. My favourites are Funhaus Ashens and Ru Paul's Drag Race.

I mainly like action movies and comedies. Pixar films are always good. I tend not to watch horrors, because they give me such a big frighten.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If a French cat meowed and a British cat meowed, would they understand each other?
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing Overwatch, or American Truck Simulator if I'm feeling wild.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I collect Beer Mats. ... I mean, something less embarrassing ... Beanie Babies.

Yes, that'll do.
You should message me if
You love the movie Mannequin.
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