I have traveled a lot in my life and have been to 19 countries. I can't even really remember all of the names of the countries I have been to, and I certainly can't count them all--I only have 10 fingers (I say "only," but this is actually an above average number of fingers).
I excel at many things (except surfing, speling, and thinking inside the box (and anything involving strength, wit, intellect, emotion, or skill of any kind)).
I have trouble eating the very last bite. Conceptually, it is always appealing, but physically, it is impossible. I need someone who will eat it for me or I will feel like things have been left undone for the rest of my life. Are you the man who will eat the last bite for me?
I am an artist. Oil, watercolor, pencil, blood (just kidding (unless you like that (then I am totally serious (but not really)))). That was not a complete sentence, but I am okay with that because I took some poetic licence. I also write poetry and prose. Additionally, I used to act in school plays (don't worry; I won't upstage you (unless you make me mad)).
I was worked like a horse when I was little and learned to paint, sand, fix toilets, and build things by the time I was eight. I have my own (very respectable) toolbox and usually do things myself before calling anyone else to do it (unless I am feeling lazy or if its a gross job--insert more squealing here--then it's a job for you (but I will certainly watch and offer loads of moral support (eg. my big strong man is reaching in and pulling my friend's cell phone out of the toilet! I'm so proud!))).
I will respect you if you double checked my use of parentheses above because you'd never dream of dating me if I got the count wrong.
Fight Club, Donnie Darko, I'm a Cyborg But That's OK, Usual Suspects, Legend, Waking Life, Troll 2, A Little Princess
The Big Bang Theory, House, Always Sunny, trashy reality TV, Animal Planet, Xena: Warrior Princess
Of Montreal, Dashboard Confessional, Windmill, The Verve, Mattafix, Blur ... I am obsessed with lyrics.
These kinds of name lists are very boring to procure so I stop here.
Also, I burped in my cat's face accidentally and now she refuses to cuddle with me.
--You are Mr. 90 Degree Angle. If you don't understand what this means, please do not send me a message asking what it is. I get about 10 of these per day. If you don't know, and you (a) didn't look it up yourself, and (b) send me a stupid message asking "wha is dis means?", talking about how beautiful I am, or mentioning sex positions at various angles, we will most certainly not get along and I will delete your message en masse with the others.
--No beards. Sorry. It's not you, it's me.
--No identical twins. Sorry. It's you, not me.
--You are NOT a pissant.
--You must not be holding a weapon in any of your pictures.
--You will not use the word "beautiful" to describe me unless you are talking about my brain.