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My self-summary
Always a pallbearer, never a corpse
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an artist. But not the kind that covers themselves in grape jelly & masturbates before crowds (maybe one day I'll be so lucky). I draw for ginormous media companies & help brandz look creative for the kidz.

I also play synth in a lady fronted shoegaze band, but we pointedly don't book shows. It's more like group therapy mixed with a conflict resolution seminar.
I’m really good at
My karaoke rendition of Celine Dion's 'It's All Coming Back to Me Now'. DIY everything, so I can build anything if I see what it looks like. I'm an excellent songwriter, if you like songs about snacks/cats & other minutiae. I also seemingly can't sit down anywhere without folk trying to buy me drinks.
The first things people usually notice about me
People comment on (or try to touch) my tattoos a lot. I'm blind in my left eye, but no one ever mentions it unless they're under four. Toddlers DGAF about social grace.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Miranda July('s interview with Rihanna was incredible), Just finished Jessica Hopper's first book & loved it. Been meaning to read Malcolm Gladwell's 'The Mutilators: How to Visualize Success by Disfiguring Your Body' but I heard it's not as good as Blink.

Movies- PTA, Noah Baumbach, Jodorowsky, Whit Stillman, Kathryn Bigelow, Miranda July,

Music- Lots of shoegaze & 70s country. Supporting local bands is a must! Twin Sister, Patsy Cline, Slayer, Angel Olsen, Father John Misty, Courtney Barnett, Mitski, etc..

Food- I think Oyster bar happy hour could be my new religion & yes, I don't have to taste it before realizing it needs hot sauce.

TV- X-Files, Adam Curtis, Mighty Boosh? TV generally makes me feel guilty, but I got to go to a writer's room the last time I was in LA & I'm very jealous of their snack situation. There was a wall of La Croix that rivaled Whole Foods'
Six things I could never do without
Acrylic Paint
Yerba Mate
Hot Sauce
Sketchbook & pen
Bending Rules
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You. Deadlines, death, tech, advertising, media & the psychology of (the royal) us. Time (/space) travel, food, cats. It's basically just an intergalactic pizza party with cats in my head. But on a deeper level, I worry about the fidelity issues my socks have with one another. Why can't they stay together?
On a typical Friday night I am
Everyone has a thing happening & I try to be supportive of other people's things. Whether it's friends & family night at a friend's new bar, an art opening, or a show at some dive, I'm there, yelling 'What's up with this thing?!'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I took the cookie from the cookie jar. It was me.
You should message me if
You're comfortable with who you are, would be at ease at a sèance & wouldn't mind performing ritual sex magik in my antiochian cult.
The two of us